As we drove away in our '69 Impala👌🏽👌🏽🚗💨🚗💨 I carried both babies 👶🏿👶🏼. They were both crying so I reached in the glove 🖐 compartment and found some duck 🐥 tape. I put it over their mouths and they shut up 🤐🤐
"Baby what are we going to do😫😫?? my rich white family won't let me stay with them anymore 🏡🏡😫😫!!"
I came up with an idea!!! 😱😱 "baby what if we made our own money 💸💸??? You're famous just act or something"
" I can sing!!!!!!!"
"Baby. I heard you sing that cover on Rice🍚Gum🍬's channel and it really sucked 😒😒😒"
"But baby I can autotune it 😜😜. But what would I call it??" He looked at me and said "who the fuck told you that you can wear my sweatshirt?? 😡😡"
When he said you can wear my sweatshirt I felt something. Something like music😱😱😱
"Daddy that's it!!!😨😨 you can wear my sweatshirt. Just add some other words that rhyme and you got yourself a hit 😍😍😍"
Just then he realized that we were 8 and didn't know how to drive a car so he drove it off a cliff but the babies flew out and lived a happy life with some man that lives in a white van
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Jacob my daddy
FanfictionAre you just another face in the crowd to Jacob? Or can you be something more?