Lovesick [Grelliam, Slingphries]

Four

"Will? Who's this?" Grell asked.

He sweated nervously and mumbled something to himself. Necia stared at her and said, "Who the hell are you?!"

"I-I'm Grell. Grell Sutcliff."

"Well, I'm Necia, and my last name is Sutcliff, as well. I was recently informed that I have a twin, and William here helped me find him. But, he found out that my twin is a she, and you have boobs. So I'm guessing you're my sister."

"Ness I-"

"I've only known you for less than three minutes and you're already coming up with nicknames."

Grell sighed. "Necia is a little too hard to pronounce, so I have to call you something."

"Whatever." Necia pulled in her little sister for a hug. Grell was probably shorter than her by at least three inches, because she wasn't really level enough for her to look in her eyes thoughtfully.

Ronald burst into the office breathless and managed to wheeze out, "Demon...General...Affairs." and then passed out.

Grell gasped and ran over to her passed out boyfriend, while her sister grumbled to herself and took out her death scythe.

"Why aren't you in uniform?" She asked, bending down next to her sister, who was wearing a sweater and pyjamas.

"Well, I'm pregnant, and I didn't want to get dressed."

"Actually, you stayed overnight with me, but then you went home and so on." said a displeased William, "Necia, you need to go. Me and Grell will sort out this Ronald problem."

Necia nodded and in a blink she was nearing the corner at the very end of the corridor.

Grell looked back at Ronald, who had finally opened his eyes.

"Sometimes I wish that I could be Necia, but then I remembered that she's a woman." He said, shakily getting up

"What's wrong about being a woman?!"

"Periods, bras, drama, diets, discrimination, catcalling, et cetera." He plopped onto one of the chairs in front of William's desk, pulling out his phone.

Grell sat down on his lap and said, "You're right, but some of those can apply to men as well. I was catcalled all the time by drunk men in front of bars in London a loooong time before I transitioned. In fact, they even grabbed at me. Some of them were very handsome, but I wouldn't imagine they would be interested in a male.."

William looked at Grell and muttered, "I wish you were still male.."

"What was that, Will?"

"Nothing. Go help Necia."

"But."

"Just please go do it."

Grell stood up and pulled Ronald with her, who suddenly collapsed.

"Grell, did you forget that I just blacked out?" He said, getting up. She gasped and hugged him, making him fall down again.

"OH RONNY I'M REALLY SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!" She wailed, crying into his neck.

"Alright! I'm done," He yelled over her crying, "It's over!"

Ron pushed her off and stood up, while Grell laid on the floor with her face in her arms. William walked over to Grell and picked her up.

"B-but Ron-"

"I have spent the past YEAR putting up with your overreactions, pointless panic and anxiety attacks, and a whole lot more! We can still be friends, but god forsake we get back together."

Grell hid her face in William's coat and nodded her head, while he growled, "Out."

Ron stomped out the door, but before he left, he flipped the two of them off