Okay but imagine having Calum as a boyfriend. You'd be able to steal his clothes. He'd be like "Babe, do you know where my Santa Cruz tank is?" and ur just like *zips up jacket* "No I don't Cal." And the same with his snapbacks and beanies, he'd slowly see them disappearing and one day he has one left and you just stand the innocently and jdidnksks.
