wade grinned, counting the money in his hand. just like promised, he gave deadpool 1000 dollars. the job he was assigned was fairly easy, clearly not worth this much cash.
"is it enough?" the hooded man asked.
"you actually scrounged up 1000 bucks, im impressed. how'd you do it?" wade asked, squinting behind his mask and pulling his face closer to the man.
the man stuttered, not expecting to be questioned on his methods of getting the cash, "i-its mine, why?"
he was sweating, wade could tell, the stench was horrific— enough to make a grown man pass out, luckily wade had a strong gut but that didn't erase his need to puke. he knew he was lying, it was as clear as day that he was.
wade pulled a gun out of the holster on his hip and aimed it at the guys head, finger on the trigger. the guys eyes bulged, almost popping out if his head.
"tell me," deadpool demanded. "or," he used his free hand and pointed two fingers at the guy and made a "pew pew" noise.
the guy swallowed the saliva that had built up from nerves and spoke, "i stole it from an old lady's house."
"which old lady and which house?"
"the house is two blocks down, small and white, you ca-" the guy couldn't finish his sentence, as wade pulled the trigger and he fell to the ground, limp.
wade returned the gun to the holster and walked out of the alley way they arranged to meet in. he walked two blocks, not sure the direction the house was in; he would find it eventually. he found the house and stood at the front, should i return it? he questioned himself. he wasn't sure why he was here in the first place, wasn't like he stole the money from an old woman.
he put the money back in the bag it was given to him in and zipped it up. he left it on the porch and walked away, whistling.
he wasn't quite sure why he did it but he did, and he felt good.
as he was going home he was sure he felt a presence behind him, as if someone was following him.
"who'd be dumb enough to try?" he asked out loud to the thin air.
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CIVIL WAR IS TOMORROW
IS ANYONE ELSE AS EXCITED AS I am???????????
