Sorry guys I know this may not apply to everyone unless you're from NZ or Oz
Hope you like it anyway and please vote and comment. I'd love to hear what you think since I go to an all girls school. Well technically I just finished my final 7th form year like last week....sniff....I know.....I miss all my sisters......
For anyone who has ever experienced a moment that's screamed "I went to an all girls school". You know you belong here if...
-You often hitch up your winter skirt in public to adjust your tights, and think thats completely fine
-You often find yourself in a deep, public discussion on the ever popular "tampons VS pads" debate
-You either went 2 ways: you didn't meet your first boy till you were 18 and are still terrified, OR you met your first boy at 12 and have been in a series of sexually active relationships since
-You share everything with your friends: deodorant, sanitary items, hairbrushes, makeup, lipgloss, etc.
-You have no issues with adjusting eachothers bras, comparing bras, talking about bras, etc
-You know when your closest friends are due for 'that time of the month' (only because thats when you're due too)What can I say synchronisation just happens.
-You are completely comfortable with emotional intensity
-You have at least one girl in your group who has chocolate/tissues in her locker at all times
-You belong to a group
-You can talk about waxing, fake tan, shaving, in the same sentence as essays, world affairs, etc
-You can adjust at a rapid rate from loving someone to hating them, and vise versa
-You want to burn your man shoes that you are forced to wear!
-Most of your friends carry lipgloss/paw paw in their pencil case
-You can often spend the first 10 minutes of a class discussing someones new hair colour/cut WITH your teacher
-You have your male teachers wrapped around your finger
-You always got out of P.E/swimming because of "girl issues"
-You can tell someones wellbeing/stress levels/emotional status/hours of sleep from: what makeup they're wearing (if any), hairdo, perfume/no perfume etc
-You know crying and claiming to 'be overwhelmed' can get you out of anything, anywhere, anytime.
-You always told others you wished you went to a co-ed school, but secretly knew you wouldn't last a day
-On a bad day you will spend over $6 at the canteen on fried goods and chocolate
-You have numerous occasions found yourself yelling down the jam-packed corridor "HAS ANYONE GOT A PAD???"
-You're always talking. Through class, lunchtime, lectures, meetings, assembly. Nothing stops you. And you very rarely get told off for it. Its a womens intuition.
-When told to 'stop talking' by male staff, you have on more than one occasion replied with "but we're women, sir! we can mulit-task!
-You either love fake tan, or can't stand it.
-You either live at the solarium, or have never been
-You know who fake tans, who goes to the solarium, whos 'a la natural', and who's naturally tanned (you then proceed to hate this person)
-Injections/immunisations are followed by: tears, fainting, group illnesses, etc.
-It is completely normal to have an indepth open conversation about any bodily function issues with your friends, over coffee
-"going for coffee" is a weekly ritual
-You notice when someone has straightened, washed, curled their hair, which often leads to a discussion on how they too, can achieve that look
-Before opting for summer uniform, you know you must shave, moisturize and tan first. Or if you don't , you must make a big deal in announcing "OMG guys my legs are sooooo hairy, I haven't shaved in forever", which then launches a group discussion in who hasn't shaved their legs the longest, hence taking the spotlight off your feral legs
-You say to any of the random students around you 'my uterus is caning like a mofo today' and instead of being disgusted, they nod sympathetically and offer you nurofen or panadol.
-there is at least one person in each year level that has a sport jacket or jumper from a boys school and wears it round like it's an olympic gold medal and they're soo much cooler than everyone else
-you know you go to an all girls school when the biggest and best kept secret ever takes all of the first 5 minutes of recess to spread around a whole year level, and the rest of recess for the whole school to know.
When you all change for PE in the corridor (walking to the change rooms takes too long) until they ban it because it "makes the male teaches feel uncomfortable"
-You know, despite your best efforts of denial, that you went through at least a 2year phase of an EXTREME side ponytail, a massive "quiff" and a shoulder bag covered in written messages like "ILUVU4EVER
-Now that you are mature and sooo over your side ponytail and quiff stages, whenever you see the new year 7's and 8's with THEIR side ponytails, side bags and quiffs....you mock, judge, and stare in disgust.
-You have owned, trashed, and loved at least ONE country road bags. Not these new red/baby blue/green flashy kinds. I'm talking OLDSCHOOL navy blue "OMG I need one coz everyone else has one" Country Road Bags. You wore it with pride.
-you know you go to an all girls school when on photo day everyone puts stacks of makeup and lipgloss on and then when they get the photos everyone says they dont want to look at them because they're horrible.
