Joker x reader drabbles

Adorable doctor

Joker x reader - the cutest doctor

Joker couldn't help but smile at his friend, (Y/N). Currently the doctor was scolding Harley for having gotten herself hurt again. Now, you might just be wondering , 'why in the world was a Doctor in the Jokers place?', well that was simple. She's his doctor.

Personal Doctor, to be exact. Dr.(L/N) was assigned to him from the silly people of Arkham Asylum, and , taking the 'personal doctor goes with you everywhere' joke seriously, (Y/N) had followed him when he escaped. Of course this made him slightly worried at first, but the lady turned out very useful.

Firstly, she could easily fix any wound. Second, the girl had a incredible left hook, and didn't care for bribes. Third, (Y/N) was possibly the cutest thing he'd ever seen. You might think Joker is exaggerating. But five minuets alone with the sweety and anybody was putty in her palms.

(Y/N) finally headed back over to the Joker, giving him a fast overview of Harley's injuries and the treatment she used to patch the crazy women. He simply nodded, eyes too focused on her to actually listen. Apparently she noticed this, as her face scrunched up cutely into a pout. "Your not even listening to me, are you Jokes?" He hummed and shook his head.
She huffed at him. Moving up to the man, (Y/N) frowned at his dopey smile. Jokers been doing this a lot lately, and it was worrying her. Sure he nearly always had a big smile on his face, but this one was simply dumb looking. It was goofy and stupid looking.

She sat herself into his lap and reached up to grab his face. Thus, gaining the males attention very easily. His eyes locked onto her doe like (E/C), and once again he fell completely into a trance. Silly, stupid smile and all. (Y/N) pulled on his face a bit, making him look at her.

Cocking a brow, she moved one palm onto his forehead. "Have you gotten a fever and not told me?" She asked. He shook his head. "Are you I'll in someway?" Another head shake. "Then why are you acting ditzy? I know your not stupid, and Harley wouldn't dare hit you over the head with her hammer..." Her eyes glanced back toward the hall she had walked down to get here.

Joker couldn't help but chuckle. Her eyes were instantly back on him, her lips pursed and eyes narrowed. "Why are you being dopey?" He gave a small sigh and leaned forward, pecking her temple. "I'm just admiring my cutest doctor ever, doll. Can't i do that?" "I-I suppose..."

He honestly didn't trust himself to open his eyes and look at her. But, alas, he felt his body move without his brains consent. And, despite being annoyed at himself for doing something silly in front of her, his eyes widened.

(Y/N) cheeks had gone a adorable shade of red. Her orbs seemed to be bigger than before and she was nervously biting her bottom lip while looking away. A slight shift made him remember that she was still on his lap, and her hands were now on his shoulders. Without really even thinking about it, Joker placed his hands firmly on her waist.

Oh, he was lost in a trance again. But this time on her lips instead. They looked rather plump, and seemed soft...

Thinking he would do his own experiment, Joker leaned forward until his mouth connected to hers. Sweet little (Y/N) went stuff as a board. Her whole body rigged. Taking this as a bad sign, he sighed and began to move away. But before he could back out and crack a joke (HA) about it, the hands of the smaller female were pulling him back.

He was right about her lips being soft. They tasted like...well, like (Y/N). That was about all he could use to describe it. Good Lord he didn't want to move away from it. But, sadly, they ware still human and still needed oxygen to breath. Pulling away, Joker couldn't help but grin at her
His cutest doctor ever burries her head in his chest, face completely red.

Yep, definitely the cutest doctor he could ever have.