Hetalia AU: Life as Humans (OC! Philippines as Main Character)

13- Omegle

Josefa's P.O.V.

Today is the day of Kuya Emilio and Ate Amelia's departure. They have just left the house a while ago. Kuya left me in-charge until he comes back, knowing I'm the only one in the family who is responsible enough.

"Pft, can't believe Kuya left you in charge." Viktor is resting his feet on the table, chewing on popcorn which he scattered all over the sofa and carpet.

I sigh, my hands on my hips, "Of course he would leave me in-charge. I'm the only one responsible enough and plus, I'm the eldest. And Viktor, please keep your stinky feet off the table and also don't scatter your food everywhere. As well as your clothes. I've seen your room."

"Ughhh, can it be laterrr?" He groans, a lazy tone in that voice of his. "I'm still watching basketball."

Frustrated, I grab the remote and turn the TV off. "No TV for you."

"Wha-? Come on!"

"Not until you clean up your room." I gesture at the stairs. "Now go up there or it's no basketball for you."

"Pft, you're not my mo-"

"But I'm your older sister, and the one who is supposed to be here taking care of us left ME in-charge of everything in the house, as well as the people living under its roof."

"Alright, alright," He sighs and stands up, raising his hands in surrender. "I'll clean my room."

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Emilio's P.O.V.

"Emilio! Emilio! EMILLIOOOO!!"

Annoyed by Amelia who kept calling my name over and over again when I'm busy here listening to music, I had no choice but to take my headphones off and listen to her instead. "Ugh, what do you want?"

"Oi, don't treat your best friend that way," She pouts, her arms folded.

"Haha," I chuckle softly as I ruffle her hair. She glances at me,

"Hey! Now you've messed my hair up! And I didn't bring a comb..."

"Why aren't you wearing your hairclips?"

She huffs, "Usually it's Alice who puts those things on my hair. And besides, I only wear them when I want to. And at the moment, I just want my hair to breathe."

"Oh, okay then. So, what did you stop me from listening to my headphones for?"

She shrugs, "I was bored, and I was gonna ask you if you have any ideas."

"Well... there's wifi here."

"YOU KIDDING ME?!" She stands on her seat. The other passengers turn to give her strange looks.

"Please do not stand on your seat, Miss." says one stewardess.

"Sorry about her," I grin, and grab Amelia down to sit. I'm still holding onto her arm so therefore she won't make any more embarrassing movement. "Don't be so loud, will ya?" I hiss at her.

"Okay, sorry! It's just that whenever I find out there's wifi in a certain place, I get so perky."

"I can see that."

"So," She opens her laptop as well as she does with Google Chrome. "Wanna mess with people on Omegle~?"

"...Holy sh*t. F*ck yeah."

Josefa's P.O.V.

I went to check on Viktor to see if he's cleaning his room. I smile proudly once I saw that he actually is, He sticks a tongue out at me when he sees me. I roll my eyes and close the door to his room, then return to mine.

I have already finished studying for the upcoming Algebra test on Monday, so it's free time for me!

I opened Facebook on my laptop where I see that some of my friends already got boyfriends, while I'm... still single.

During freshman year, I had a boyfriend. He was so sweet to me and he would give me flowers everyday... but it turns out he was just using me to do all his homework and help him with his projects. I really was naive enough to not know that. Hadia would always tell me, but I never believed her. That is, until I caught him holding hands with a girl who is an expert at music. She told me they were dating, and when the both of us finally realize that he was using us all along, we both broke up with him and he moved to another school the next day.

Boys in my class would flirt with me and try to court me, but I'd turn them down because I already know they'll use me for my intelligence.

I still fangirl over hot guys. Just not in my school.

Looking at my friends with their boyfriends is making me feel really envious, though.

Oh who cares.

...I'm getting a boyfriend. I'm seventeen years old for fuck's sake.

Not being comfortable with online dating sites, I turn on Omegle instead. I'm not a college student but I turn on the video chat anyway. I don't put any interests because I'm fine with anyone. And plus, I would like to talk to a girl here too, about boys and all.

A face of some dude appears, and he has this smile in the face which makes me think of him as someoone who is completely perverted.

"Hey you're cute," he says.

"Uhh... thanks? Um, are you wearing any clothes?"

He has no abs, and his chest is hairy. He's not fat, but he isn't fit either.

"No, want me to stand?" He starts to.

"NO! OH MY GOD, NO!" I immediately disconnect before I could see his... you know what.

The next person appears.

Screaming "WHAT THE FUCK!" because it was also another dude already showing his sausage, I disconnect and don't move to the next person.

I take a deep breath before pressing next, "Please let the next one not be another dude who wants to show his sausage. Just, please."

And then two familiar faces appear on the screen.

...Sh!t.

Kuya Emilio rubs his eyes and leans his face closer to the camera, "J-Josefa?!"

"....Hi, Kuya..."

"What are you doing on Omegle?!"

Ate Amelia is there beside him, bringing her face near the camera too.

"I was bored."

"Okay you know what, I don't care. When I reach back home, I will-"

"Bye kuya!" I disconnect and exit Omegle, pushing myself to my bed, my back facing the ceiling.

I hear laughter coming from outside. Goddammit, Viktor.

He opens the door and steps in, still laughing hysterically at me. I grab the pillows to cover my ears.

"HAHAHAHAH! That's what happens when you're desperate for a boyfriend!"

"Shut up... and get out of here."

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