Dear Mr Black,
I am sorry to report that little Maya has been assigned a detention.
As you know, little Maya is usually a very bumpy and lazy child. However, today I caught her crashing during class.
When I asked her to stop, she shouted, "What's up Doc?" and began prancing with her friend Skyla.
Maya aggravated the matter further by calling me a tacky guppy and likening my eyebrows to an entertaining cabbage.
Little Maya was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow crazy shoes at Springfield Elementary School.
Springfield Elementary School prides itself on being a dotty and tasteless establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children crashing and prancing on the premises. Added to which, my eyebrows looks nothing like a cabbage, as Mrs Smith will testify.
Please ensure that little Maya attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves her crazy clothing at home.
Yours sincerely
Kida
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