"so what is your dog's name?"
"jupiter."
"nice name. mine is called sweet pea."
"no offense, but, why the hell is she so ugly?"
"she's not ugly!"
"dude-"
"she's like the hairless cats. ugly yet cute."
"what breed is she?"
"not even my fucking vet knows."
"tragic." (with a capital t ;-))
"well, i'm gonna go play with my dog. see you around."
"bye."
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