Sorry for meh laziness! I was living... I hate living...anyway, here's another chapter of Jeffery! Surprisingly, people are reading this! I honestly thought it was going to be the story nobody reads...but, here we are! Enjoy!
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You've been dating Jeff for about two weeks now, and you've learned a bit about him; Mostly boring monologues about how he got the way he was. But you learned to just listen cause it was like listening to the inner workings of a mental patient...then you get to thinking...and the story gets so much fucking longer.But, besides the backstory that your friend probably hit on in one point in time, that you try to push in the back of your mind so that you never remember it again, you actually learned a couple of interesting things about Jeff that you never would have expected that you'd be learning in the middle of the night while you guys play a video game.
You learn the Jeff actually, oddly, surprisingly, does sleep in the middle of the day, when he's not committing mass genocides in people's houses. Kind of like a night shift worker.
He normally sleeps with a sleeping mask when he's actually trying to sleep but if he's just trying to creep out the other Creepypasta he might sleep with his mask off to give them the illusion that he's staring at them.
"Why would you do that?" You ask, confused as to how scaring mentally insane murderers and pictures would be even remotely funny. He gives you a blank stare, hoping that you will answer your own question. When this satisfaction doesn't come, because you are just so darn smart, he rolls his eyes and continues with the game.
You guys are posted up in the living room playing GTA5. Mainly cause it was the only video game that contained senseless violence and could have different save games set up so that Jeff wouldn't mess up your dad's progress.
He was in the middle of shanking pedestrians when you get a ding on your phone. You ignore it, thinking that it would be your mom nagging about "LOCK THE DAMN WINDOWS LIKE I TOLD YOU TO NEXT TIME!"
After a short while, your phone starts ringing something awful. Its all scratchy and static sounding. You looked wide-eyed at Jeff, who was stuck in the game. His pupils were enlarged and he was smiling...maybe it was time he get off the game.
Just as your thoughts were getting deep into what the hell he might be thinking about, the tv goes out.
Your phone starts ringing again as you guys contemplate why the tv went out. Jeff snatches it up before you can answer the phone.
"What the fuck, give it back?!" You say, slightly annoyed. He ignores you and answers that phone. "Who the hell is this?" He says in a very deep voice.
"Is this really necessary?" You ask, sighing. "U-Uuuum hello?! Hello HELLO, WHERE IS (Y/N)?! And I if I may ask who are you?!" The caller yelled. You recognised the voice as being (y/bff's/n). You quickly snatch the phone from Jeff.
"Hello? (Y/bff's/n)? This isn't even your phone number? Whoms phone are you using? Where are you? Why are you calling? What's wrong-"
"(Y/n)! OH THANK GOD! I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANSWERED IF IT WERE ME, SO I USED MY BROTHER'S PHONE! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OKAY! Oh, by the way, who was on the phone? Your dad works late every night so it couldn't have been him..."
"(Y bff's n)..."
"Your mom is probably asleep somewhere or getting hammered with her co-workers-"
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Jeffery( Jeff the killer x Reader)
FanfictionYou are just enjoying your evening when an unfortunate set of events found you looking at the face of, the one and only, Jeff the killer. Will this be the start of a beautiful relationship, or a mess waiting to happen?