Auto Correct // Writing With Grace Ch.5 Submission to Freak Week

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Banana: Oops! Sorry Lace! Didn't mean to send that screenshot to everyone! But we should all talk through group text so we're not overheard by the gender-neutral voice from the loud speaker!! I think it's Mr. Kevin! He must be the hacker! I left Mr. Kevin out of this text.

Crush: Great Idea!

Mr. Kevin: omg. I've never been in a group text before! Am I doing it right? lolololol

Mr. Kevin: Wait??? You think I'm the hacker?!?! lol

Banana: Dangit I can't help but be inclusive even when I don't want to be. Starting a new group text. Sorry Mr. K

Mr. Kevin: omg sad face.

Banana: Ok, this is the new group text, only text this one, not the other one.

Harry: Wait, which one do I text?

Mr. Kevin: Apparently not this one lol xD

Harry: Mmk, i'll text the other one, but just a heads up Mr. K... Don't use lol so much

Mr. Kevin: Ok rofl

Marmie: Yo! Beautiful Harry! Text this group chat and only THIS group chat! Everyone delete the other one and block Mr. Kevins number!

Marmie: *Beautiful

Marmie: What is happening?! I'm not typing beautiful, I'm typing BEAUTIFUL! Dumb auto correct!

Harry: wat

Lace: Uh oh, I do believe our phones are auto-correcting to our feelings...

Marmie: Thanks for stating the obvious, Lace. Also, heads up guys, just because we're texting does NOT give us an excuse to shortcut our words... HARRY.

Harry: Wat r u talkin to me? U gotta b crazy, miy tiping is on poynt!

Harry chuckling looks up to see Marmie glaring at him. He drops the chuckle and quickly looks back at his phone and begins typing.

Harry: Lol jk, I won't spell like that anymore if it bugs my beautiful red headed sunshine!

Banana: How about we ignore any feelings shared throughout these texts because I really don't feel like dealing with this rn.

Marmie: *Right now* just type the whole word...

Banana: Ok, sorry I didn't know it bugged you that bad.

Lace: Why isn't my blue haired angel participating very much in this conversation?

Crush: lol I'm no angel but ok xD I'm trying to figure out who that voice over the speaker was.

Marmie: Lace, what in the wiener schnitzel are you doing over there?!

Lace: Tim didn't bring a phone so I'm using ASL to tell him whats going on.

Banana: Just show him your phone you idiot

Banana: I'm sorry Lace, I didn't even type the idiot part!!! Please don't hate me!

Lace: Banana, it's ok, we're disregarding a lot of stuff in these texts, remember?

Banana: Right... I'm still sorry though

Crush: You know ASL, Lace? That's so cool... you're cool

Lace: well thanks haha, I've been taking ASL since freshman year. Tim is telling me that we should go to the media center to see if we can try to fix the Wi-Fi again. He also wants us to... access a chicken???