Spain:
America:
Spain:
America:
Spain: Futboll,
America: Oh damn dude I like soccer too
Spain: blinks
Spain: Amigo, I said fu-
America: -cking soccer man! Whole buncha runnin', kickin'.....runnin'-
Spain: nO ONE CALLS IT 'SOCCER' ALFRE-
America: DUDE LOOK
America: A TURTLE
Spain: Sudden three sixty head turn
America: evACUATES PREMISES
- A few minutes later -
Romano: Blinks
Romano: The fuck are you doing you Alfuck
America: Running from a Spaniard wbu fam
Romano:
Romano:
Romano:
Romano: Bitch what
America: Gtgtgtg
Romano: I
Romano: wait
Romano: wha t
America: Oh, well, 'gtg' stands for 'got to go', and I 'got to go' since you seem very pissed
America: But I mean your always pissed so
Romano: fITE ME
America: Whoops I hear a Canadian callin' ttyl xox dude h a-
- And after another horrible embarrassing moment later
Canada: Breat-
America: hEY THERE MAT PAT BUDDY 'OL PAL CHUM FRIEND 'O' MINE AMIGO COMPADRE BRO PANCAKE WHORE CURLY GOLDIE LOCKS MAPLE SLUT MAT PAT BUDDY 'OL PAL CHU-
Canada: Wait go back a sec
America:
America: Mat pat
Canada: Did you call me Pancake whore
Canada: and maple slut
America: Sharp inhale
America: No
Canada: Swear to your flag
America: hORRIFIED GASP
America: YOU CRUEL BEAST
Canada: yOU DID CALL ME A PANCAKE WHORE AND MAPLE SLUT THEN
America: Imollieollieouttahere
- Man, after so many fucking countries ran into him -
America:
America:
America:
America: Man I need a life other then being a flaming fan boy
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FanfictionEy lmao PG-13 bc tbh this has cussing fam get with the program This is just a buncha random little dribble drabbles of stupid, funny (hopefully), and somewhat questionable Hetalia stories I make when I get bored. As of right now, there isn't really...
