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Laisha has came to the chat~

Laisha: I have a trouble news to give you.

Mike: can you at least tell the trouble news after the batman show is over?

Bonnie: NO!

Mike: rude,and no body asked you.

Bonnie: yes you did.

Mike: is your name 'laisha' bonnie?

Bonnie: no,wh-

Mike: then shut it rabbit. You may continue the news miss Dory.

Laisha: my name's not dory  it's Ryder bro,get it right if can't then don't say ANYTHING.

Chica: so what's the trouble news then?

Laisha: a new animatronic HERE at the pizzeria.

Mike:-_- that's it!?!! Not what I expected it.

Chica: OK then what DID you expect laisha to say?

Mike: I don't know, I just thought she'd be singing again for the last 5,346 times when she's drunk.

Foxy: don't tell me she drank champagne and liquor too, did she? *shivers nervously*

Bonnie: what's the matter foxy? Did chica kick you where the sun doesn't shine?

Chica: very funny bonnie,very funny. * runs to bonnie and front flip's kick bonnie In The face which fell right off*

Foxy: holy mother nature WHY?!!? Why the face?!!

Chica: what face?

Laisha: don't stale chica YOU'VE BEEN FRAMED!!!

Mike: eeeewww,Bonnie sure looks like he needs a little bit of help here don't you think?

Laisha: na,he'll be fine as Long as I find Vincent and he'll help me get Bonnie's new face if the stash has more.

Mike: OK now,where's my wallet?

Laisha: I don't know, but why do you need it for?

Mike: I was about to go back to the bar to drink but somebody had stole it.

Skylar: hi! I'm the new animatronic here.

Mike: huh,hehe,OK uh do you know where my wallet is?

Skylar: yea Vincent did it

Mike: WhAT!!!

Laisha: not again

Mike:why?!!!

Skylar: didn't he tell you guys?

Laisha:-_+ no. He never tell nobody about anything from what's he's been doing in the bar now.

Mike: turd

Skylar: purple

Laisha: grape, oh I got a better idea.

Mike:*smiles evilly* I'm listening

Skylar: same here

Freddy: perhaps I can assist this idea too.

Laisha: ok but this might going to take a while so here's the plan.

*chat closed 24 hours ago*

Vincent: GUYS!!!

Chica: uh oh

Toy Bonnie: this isn't good.

Vincent: which one of you animatronics did THIS!!

Foxy:wasn't me

Mangle: not me

Ballon boy: nope

Freddy: sort of

Mike: kind of

Skylar: maybe

Laisha: depends on what happened.

Vincent: first of for starters there's a big hole on the wall

Freddy:me

Mangle:0_0

Vincent: second,the bathroom toilets are ripped off the floor-

Laisha: also me

Vincent:0.0 YOU put scotch and liquor on my FOOD!?!???!

Mike:that one was also me

Skylar: and I also help laisha with the toilet

Laisha: believe me you really don't want to know where that sewage pipe even goes to *shudders in fear again*

Chica: oh no

Mike: not again,Freddy where are the bricks

Freddy: here in the dining room,why? Is she shaking again?

Skylar: yes

Mike: I'll just go get the remote

Mangle: why is she even shaking?

Vincent: how am I suppose to know?

Mike: she has fan girlish problems with lots of things the even I can't even COUNT then.

Vincent:oh really,tell me at least ten problems she even has or even done.

Foxy: no,don't you dare mike don't-

Mike: tmnt,avengers assemble,doctor who,supernatural,Kim possible,watt pad,game shakers,icarly, batman:the world's greatest detective,fantastic four: world's greatest heroes, I can go on ALLllllllll day and night, your choice bru.

Vincent:-.-

Chica: just do it All ready!!!

Vincent: FINE

Mike: GOOD,cause I have a date tonight so,bye,oh and Freddy and skylar take care of  laisha for me

Freddy: why are you asking me to babysit laisha?

Mike:because she is hiding behind the back storage room so bye

-Mike has left the chat-

Vincent: screw you mike!!!!
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I'm finally 14 years old today!!!!

So I hope you enjoy this chat😀