There was once upon a time a skrub named Laurence.
He was a fucking elf.
And also a very strong pussy magnet. Yes, he smelt like cat weed, pussy magnet amirite?
Green haired fake ogre, probably another shrek fanboy. He had to transfer to the school that teleported in town. The town Halloweenies. And it was a very emo kid educational system,
Blunts everywhere. Twats 'n ditches lived here. So the pussy magnet decided to go to that school because he was in a very big teen Faze klan.
Dying with your hair dyed with weed. Estgo had coke for dye.
And some other dude had period blood. So Laurence, as the retarded kid he is attended the ceremony. There was lots and lots of horny cats.
And females.
It was perfect school until...
The hawt spicy asses came in. Eric, Evan, and the douche teller , His old rivals.
This time he was determined to be the #1 most stoned,drunk,hard,douchy,trump,hottest,stupid,smart,attentional, sensitive retard in school.
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Memorial high school: Laurence's (leafy) 's dumbass adventure
HumorLaurence, a new transfer student to memorial high school, He hopes to have a an animu laifu full of waifu, but he realizes two twats called Erection and Evanescence (Oops) I mean Eric and Evan Are the two most shounen cunts in skool Two rivals for...
