When Dogs Fly

If

If I get ran over by a tractor. you get my cat

If I get thrown out of a bus. you get my dead body

If I get murdered. keep an eye out for the killer.

Today I had to drive Mandy to Starbucks before work. I sat down beside this girl studying and I started to read the textbook she had. THEN SHE LOOKED AT ME AND LAUGHED. I was rather embarrassed but I was really interested in this girls textbook. she looked and me and was like

Do you wanna help me?

Then Mandy pulled my arm out of the coffee shop. Dumb Mandy! I almost got to read more about her textbook.

And today in lacrosse my team won woooot. Also today in work I almost got ran over buy one of our delivery trucks. FYI I WORK AT A WOOD WAREHOUSE.

My cat keeps wanting to cuddle with me and every damn time I give in. I fell asleep with her in my hoodie watching Indiana Jones.

OH AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY?!