When Dogs Fly

Alec Mandy And Annie

Well the time had arrived. Mandy finally became the person I predicted she would. You know that character in a tv show that isn't there a lot but always has something sassy or mean to say that makes everybody laugh then she goes and does a cartwheel as she disappears for the next ten episodes. That's Mandy.

Alec is a such a case. He is like a ninja. Somehow he mastered covering stuff up and hiding things. My friends a Ninja. Holy cow.

What's with Annie. She's 8 and into politics and race cars. She is a funny child.

How did people come up with the word cow. Where they all brainstorming on a dirt hill or was there just some settler walking around sounding out verbs and nouns. These are the things I wonder.

You know that feeling you get after you ate so much you wanna puke. Like how looking or thinking about food makes you sick.

I'm not supposed to tell people this but what can I say. I'm feeling bad. Alec and me got matching sweaters that say I love cats. He deeply protested but I convinced him when I threatened to tell on Mandy that he called me a Fucktard. His is blue mines green.

I love the song Fireflies by Ed Sheeran

I'm not afraid to admit I'm childish. I had a great childhood. Don't laugh but I call my mum everyday to make sure a zombie hasn't eaten her. I promised her I would as a second grader and I'm keeping my promise. I fell out of a lot of trees as a young child. The way to my heart is a day at the park basically Alec will go to the park with me but Mandy won't because of all the germs. Alec actually lived at my house for a year or two and we built a snow fort at the park and every time we went to go play in it some toddler would be in it and my mum would yell when we tried to take him out. I most recently took Annie to the park and she made me an obstacle course and I had to do it while Alec times me. I won and she cried so I purposely tripped off the slide to make her smile. I broke my big toe.