When Dogs Fly

I am a Loser XD

Okay whenever I watch tv and someone does something stupid. I think about that happening to me, then I relate to it. TRIPPAY.

I am such a loser.

Back in school everybody called me weird eyes and I never understood what they meant by it. Then one afternoon my buddy told me. It was because I had two different eye colours. WELL POO ON YOU. hahaha

Does anybody remember the group of skinny girls that were "popular" back in elementary school? They werent attractive just skinny and then the "cool" group of guys that played their own VIP access soccer games at recess?

I do and I was their "friend" well I called it that. But really they were just my bully's. I remember Mandy was made fun of for wearing her hair in pig tail braids and being chubby. Funny part is when we hit junior high and guys started hitting puberty. Mandy was the guy magnet because she was sassy and she was the only girl with huge boobs. She was still the same quirky bad dancing girl just with boobs. She never actually went out with any boys till high school. She was madly in love with my friend Connor so I set them up and well lets just say things ended with her knocking on my door bawling her eyes out eating ice cream.

Oh high school.

Ok so R.J (she's a girl) is obsessed with Ed sheeran and she showed me fifty million if his songs and he's good.

I know your probably not wondering what R.J stands for but I will tell you anyway since she hates being called R.J

It stands for Rebecca junior. She was named after her mother but people call her Becca. Only I get to call her R.J because I buy her groceries for her.

Ya I know I'm a freak....