Joj yelled: I want Dan and Phil to date! I ship them so bad!!!! OOOOOOOOOO!!!!! He yelled. No joj! Dan is bi and so is Phil, but they don't know if they want to date yet! Said PEPPA. Shrek yelled: OHHHHHHH PEPPAAAAAA! MAKE IT WETTER!!! Joj started to cry. He felt like that peppa was using a condom on Shrek. So he yelled: PEPPA!! ARE YOU USING A CONDOM?!! Peppa slowly stopped squeezing Shrek's mushy wet green hotdog. She let go. And said: oh no! What am I doing? Shrek hypotheses me to have sex with him! I must go Shrek! Peppa pig narrator: " Are you using a condom?" Are the words to unlock peppa from having unprotected sex with Shrek.
