come here if u need HOLY WATER

Bruh

WHAT UP:
the SKY

lenka I c u

SO I decided to make this sort of rant,random whatever book :))
because why not
ALSO only come in here if u need Holy water AS WELL because dirty shit may be mentioned here oops

If u think u DON'T need holy water go read my smut book and u will see ;))

Also yes I took the time to edit the Pope and Holy water for this cover lmao

As first random shit in this book called obv HOLY WATER I'll give u this:

HOLY WATER DIY HAHAHH
SO GOD CAN FORGIVE YOUR SINS U DIRTY CREATURE:

1.Go take some toilet water,but after u clean the toilet you nasty

2.Mix the toilet water with some salt and pray to God that the toilet water won't cause you sickness or/and death

3.Call Jesus' spirit so he can bless your water if you don't know how to do that here is how:
Oh dear Jesus christ,I recall last night in my memories and I remember all the stuff you did to me *coughs coughs*Dear jesus if you want to meet up again tonight please bless this toilet water bc I'm cheap af and don't have regular water

4.Make sure Jesus replies(maybe u will feel a Lil turned on if he does,or just really nauseous because HE LEFT U PREGNANT AND YOU CARRY THE CHILD OF JESUS

5.Now you need to exorcise Satan (@friarfighter uhm)so you need to say the following words:

Satan I hereby refuse to be your one night stand ever again,and I refuse to carry your demon child which BTW caused me extreme pain since that hoe would scratch my insides with her demon nails bruh.Anyways so yeah please call my sister Sarah I bet so won't mind fućking you but leave me alone with Jesus

Now your Holy water is ready.You are welcome