She's all that and a bag of chips

God save any boy who wakes me in the middle of my beauty sleep

"Okay, so Dalton so called me in the middle of the freaking night last night."
I tell Margarita.
"Oooh, what'd he say?"
"I can't remember that clearly because I was still very asleep when I answered the phone, but it was somewhere along the lines of, me dressing rice and meeting him in larking pot after spool? And that I look Haboken? I don't know he talked really fast. But, God save any boy who wakes me in the middle of my beauty sleep"
" I think he either asked you on a date, or said that he's on Haboken."
"Whats Haboken?"
"How are we supposed to know what it means, he's obviously on Haboken."
" what's Haboken?"
"I don't know, I'd tell you to ask him, but he's definitely high on Haboken."
"Grrrrrrrr" I growl as I roll off of my bed and onto the floor.
"Courtney, I'm just messing with you, I think he's asking you on a date. I believe what he said, was to dress nice, meet him in the parking lot, after school, and that you're SMOKIN' not HABOKEN. Geez Courtney, use you head."
"Well..... chiz"
"HAHAHAHAHA"
"Oh shut up, you now I don't fancy cussing."
"Fancy, Courtney? Fancy?"
" Yeah"
"Only Courtney, only Courtney"
"Oh go ruffle somebody else's feathers!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! THATS EVEN BETTER!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Quiet, what's that I hear? Oh my moms calling gotta go" I say before hanging up as fast as my little hands will allow me.
I run down stairs grab my bag and head out the door. I fluff my hair curled a couple hours before, and apply my bright red lip stain. I readjust my long black dress with two leg slits. I was going to wear this dress today regardless, so Margarita better not make fun of me when I arrive to school.

"Damn Courtney, who are you going on a date with, the Prince of England?"
"I'll have you know, that the prince of England is far too young for me, I don't go for 4 year olds, thank you very much!"

The girls pester me for my apparel just as I thought that they would, there really is no escaping them.
Here I am, 5 hours later, about to head into math, when a familiarly attractive voice, calls out to me...
"Hey Courtney, long time no see"
Dalton says with cheesiest boyish grin I've ever seen I giggle slightly at the sight
"Hey salty Dalty"
Face palm, pause, what. did. I . just. say?
He hold the door open for me, it's now his turn to giggle.