i wake up to an obnoxious fucking clanking sound that sounds like satans inbred robot child. i push myself up and out of the closet to wander around the mattress store looking for the sound, but i get so scared and start messing with my long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back. its a nervous habit. i round a corner and i see it. a dog. but no, not just any dog. a robot lookin motherfucker of a dog. all of a sudden i hear it, the most angelic sound ive ever known, even more angelic than that video of gerard way jerking off on stage! "GoDdArD?! where you at boy!?!" i run to the dog and snatch that bitch up, ill do anything to locate the source of that beautiful voice. i round another corner, i see someone. their back turned to me. he looks to be about three feet tall minus the glorious mass of hair on his bean shaped head. the dog barks. the boy turns. i see him and my only reaction is to scream "dAdDy!!1!1" and instantly i faint.
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Adopted by the Neutrons
AléatoireYou're just a very lonely teenage girl until one day your kicked out of your parents home and end up in some mysterious foster home. They're known as the Neutrons.
