Adopted by the Neutrons

Chapter 3

 I wake up and I'm in some strange house with some weird ass motherfuckers looking down at me. "She's awake Jimmy come in here" Okay first of all bitches, who the fuck is Jimmy and where the fuck am I. I had a pocket knife and I was ready to fully whip it outta my pants but I stopped dead in my tracks as I saw the most beautiful being I had ever seen in my whole life. 

"Greetings my name is Jimmy nice to meet you." I had no idea what to do. I was instantly out of breath and I felt like I was dying. This was even better than that one time I met my daddy Pete Wentz (by met, I mean I stalked him to his hotel and jumped on him after he got out of the elevator then was prosecuted but whatever), but this was so different. As soon as I saw him I knew we were meant to be together. But I snap out of my angel induced trance and see Jimmy above me. My face would never compare to his. "Where for art thou Jimmeo" I mumble. I didn't even know his last name yet but I knew our love was eternal. 

"Ahhhhhh... I spaced out, I'm Ardino! Nice to meet you dadddddd.... Errr I mean Jimmy."
Wow nice job now he thinks you're crazy. As his parents left the room he was eyeing me really weird with his big fuckin eye ball things.
"Well you're alive. Lets obtain food to fill our digestive c(anal)s."
Yes. Please.
",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yes."
As we walked to the kitchen I just wanted to jump on him, as in you know that thing we don't talk about. I could already feel his shaped abs, his toned biceps...
"Ardino are you in a satisfactory physical or mental state? Do I have something in my hair?"
He was lookin at me all weird with them big googly eyes. And before I knew it I was pinned against the wall.
"I asked if you were okay, respond to DADDY when he asks you questions."
He looked at me with the most ravenous eyes I had ever seen, like a hawk and suddenly started kissing me! IN THE FUCKINg HALLWAY! I was really enjoying but I suddenly pulled away.
"Dude! Your parents are home!"
"Oh no they went to the market as soon as they left the guest room."
I began to feel my throat constrict, was it because I was happy or was I scared? He suddenly picked me up, hands around my waist and carried me to his bedroom. He threw me on the bed and you could never guess what happened next.  

HOOOO BOI LOOK AT THAT CLIFFHANGER I know I'm a piece of shit so you don't have to tell me. the next chapters gonna be great dont worry ;))))))))))))))))