Aries - 20 dollar nose bleed
Taurus - (coffee's for closers)
Gemini - America's suitehearts
Cancer - I don't care
Leo - disloyal order of water buffalos
Virgo - she's my winona
Libra - what a catch,donnie
Scorpio - tiffany blews
Sagittarius- west coast smoker
Capricorn - 27
Aquarius - w.a.m.s.
Pisces - the (shipped) gold standard
