Okay so I'm sitting in French class right now, and it's fucking awful. I need to vent so fucking badly.
If you don't speak French, know that it's one of those stupid fucking idiotic languages where EVERYTHING HAS A FUCKING MOTHERSHITTING GENDER. WHAT THE FUCK FRENCH? WHY IS THERE CHAIR A GIRL? IT CAN BE WHAT IT WANTS TO BE.
So we're doing countries, right? Great. I can't do geography in English, how do you expect me to in French?
To make matters even fucking worse, there's a female and male version of THE FUCKING LANGUAGES AND COUNTRIES HAVE GENDERS!!!!
ALSO I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I'VE SPENT TO LONG BEING PISSED ABOUT THE FUCKING STUPID GENDER BINARY THAT I HAD TO ASK MY FRIEND IF I WAS RIGHT ABOUT FACTS, SO THANK GOD FOR HIM OTHERWISE I'D BE FAILING THIS FUCKING CLASS.
It's just. So. Stupid.
Two of the countries we've covered don't change the fucking weird spelling for mother fucking gender binary conforming roles. Good on you guys.
Also our fucking teacher just read the absent people and I kid you not, said this: "Jesse, is that a boy or a girl?"
IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. CAN YOU IMAGE WHAT JESSE WOULD HAVE FELT LIKE IF THEY WERE NOT A PART OF THE GENDER BINARY.
I already fucking hated this teacher, but then they do THIS, and now I DON'T WANT TO WORK IN THIS CLASS.
I WILL PLAY NICE WITH YOU BITCHY FUCKING RELIEF TEACHER, OR YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE, BUT I AM NEARING THE POINT OF NO FUCKING RETURN BITCHES.
I've done many in school rants about wHY A FUCKING CHAIR IS FEMALE, but THIS IS E-FUCKING-NOUGH.
NO FUCKING MORE, FRENCH. THE WORLD IS UPDATING, AND A CHAIR IS AN INTIMATE OBJECT.
So fuck you, you god awful language. Fuck you and your incorrect, idiotic gender binary.
IF YOU'RE A GIRL WITH BROWN HAIR YOU'RE BRUNETTE, BUT IF YOU'RE A BOY YOU'RE BRUNET. IS THAT IN ENGLISH TOO? BECAUSE THERE'S MANY MORE WHERE THAT FUCKING CAME FROM.
Fuck off gender binary.
Fuck off hetero-normativity.
Get your shitty fucking excuses for existence out of my life, and out of my education.
YOU ARE READING
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