Hi! My name is Zelda and I'm 12 years old. I sorta sound really happy and preppy right now but I really am not. (I PONDER OF SOMETHING TERRIFYING) I am an orphan and I get bullied often (OFTEN OFTEN GIRL I DO THIS OFTEN)
~Todayyyyy~
Today a couple was coming to adopt. I was told that they were socially awkward and weird so I might be adopted.!!! I walked down and saw my *Pride and freaking joy* Dan and Phil. My jaw dropped and I almost screamed. Dan noticed and looked at me and went (*^◯^*)and I smiled sarcastically at him. Then Phil looks at Dan, then at me, then at Dan and said "you want this one don't you?" He nodded, still smirking at me and I screamed "ME?" And Dan went "noooooo were grabbing the queen out of an orphanage!" And I yelled (so freaking loud) "THATS WHAT SHE SAID!" And then Dan looked at me nervously and I got sorta confused. Then I felt a hand on my face and heard a sadly familiar voice saying "Guess who it is?" And I just pushed him of and ran to Dan and Phil screaming "DON'T LET HER HURT ME AGAIN PLLLEAAASSEE!" Practically sobbing into Dans chest. Phil pulled me into a hug and I saw out of my eye Dan running up to the person who made my life miserable. They punched me. Yelled at me. Called me names. And who was it? My. Drunk. Sister. I looked up at Phil who was looking down at me with watery eyes and I whispered "Don't cry, craft" and he looked at me and picked me up and I was soon on his shoulders. I saw Dan push Jay (my sis) into her room and locked her in. I yelled "DAN LOOK IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD!" And he laughed mumbling something how I was so childish. Phil put me down and told the orphanage I was leaving. On the way out I yelled "BY ILL NEVER MISS YA IDIOTS!" And Dan laughed as Phil gave me a sad look. I went up in his face and said "What you staring at?" He kneeled down to me and yelled "YOU!" And I was over his shoulder laughing. I made eye contact to Dan and one of my eyes went blurry. I then continued eye balling Dan and he came up and said "looking for something?" As he hands me suitcase with all my stuff in one hand and my missing contact Lens in another. I said "yes Daniel the spaniel!" And he looked like an epic meme. I took a photo and said "Lé meme is my new dad. I am Lé little meme." I slowly put my contact in and took my suitcase. Dan said to me "how actually blind are you?" And I gave him my glasses I rarely wore. In the little cab we were in he screamed "WOW ZELDA YOUR MORE BLIND THEN PHIL!"
