I woke up to Dan in my face screaming "I PONDER OF SOMETHING TERRIFYING, CAUSE THIS TIME THEIRS NO SOUND TO HIDE BEHIND!" And I sit up and yell "AND THERES ONE THING THAT CONSIST OVER THE CONSIST OF CONSISTENCE AND ITS THAT WE'RE ALL BATTLING FEAR!" And Phil jilts awake screaming "CAR RADIO?" And the cab driver almost crashed. I sort've had a small panic attack considering I woke up in a cab with people I just met. I was laughing and then look over and go "Um, your my new parents right? I-uh um t-this" and started sobbing. I could barely breath and Phil looked horrified as Dan was rubbing circles in my back and I was a sobbing mess, my makeup literally (lit-rally) everywhere. I looked at my phone and to help me a freaking lot I got a hate message. I threw my phone to Phil and cried in dans shoulder. He plugged headphones in my ears and played 'What You Know' by Two Door Cinema Club, my favorite song. And I calmed down a crap load. I looked to Phil and he looked at me and said "You just had a panic attack, right?" And I nodded, still mortified. He looked to Dan and said "good, I thought you were dying. We have a lot of medication at home just in case your like depressed or something. I looked up to him and said "Do you guys have depression too?" Phil denied but Dan sadly said "Yes, all the time" that just broke him and he sobbed on Phil's shoulder. I looked at him and then I sobbed on him, sobbing on Phil, all while Phil was humming What you know. We sounded like dinosaurs, the little squeaks coming out of ours mouths. When we finally calmed down we were back to.....another orphanage? And then Dan said "We didn't want you to be lonely! Your picking the child!" And I gasped, ripping the headphones out of my smol bean ears. I grabbed Dans llama hat from his head and yelled "RACE YA THERE SMOL BEAN CHILDREN!" And then stopped in my tracks and took out my sharpie and carefully drew us all whiskers. We walked in looking so funny and childish. Phil looking like he was raped by a cat or something, Dan with red puffy eyes and whiskers, then me with mascara all over my face and AGAIN WITH THE WHISKERS. I told the worker I wanted someone my age, 12 , someone socially inept and awkward. Someone who likes llamas and ships phan. A girl comes down and looks up at me and her jaw drops, my whole family yells "WE WANT THAT ONE MOVE IT WE WANT HER!" And she fell into a laugh. I invited her over and said "So, NEW SISTER, What's your name?" She made Dans weird hand motions and said "My name is [Esme] short for Esmeralda" I laughed as dans right eye twitched in the background. We were laughing so hard at this point. I stopped and did Phil's weird claw hand thing and said "Hey I'm Zelda!
