New Neighbors [ Eddsworld Fanfic ]

Cans of Beer

Fabi's P.O.V. 

I took one last sip of my beer before tucking it back into my hoodie. I looked over at the guy with no eyes and stayed quiet. I pointed at my eyes, as if asking him what happened. "My parents are a watermelon and a bowling ball.." he answered. I blinked and looked away. I had no idea what to say, so I stayed quiet. "Do you have any more beers?" I decided to ask as I looked his way again. He shook his head and I frowned. "I don't have any more conversation staters.." I said as I tucked both my hands in my hoodie's pockets. "I'm not surprised.." he murmured. "Could you show me arou-" "No." Was all he said. "Look you little pile of waste, I'm trying to act nice and trying to pretend having a bowling ball as a parent is totally normal, but you being such a little kid isn't helping," the spiked haired guy grinned and shrugged. "The name's Tom," he said as he grabbed a small can of beer. "I thought you said you didn't have anything..?" Tom took a sip of the beverage and shrugged once again. "Do you honestly think that I'm going to give you something of mine?" I stayed quiet. "Anyways, who's your friend that had that brush?" he asked. "She's anything but my friend. She's such a moron.. She just cares about herself, and she whines about everything. I'm not a big fan of her.. What about Matt?" Tom set down his beer on the table and put his hands in his pocket. "Same. He's a moron.." I couldn't help but laugh a bit.  I finally saw Bella walk out of the kitchen, followed by Edd. "Is Maggie ready yet?" she asked. I shook my head and frowned. "Of course no-" "I'm ready!" Maggie yelled as she dashed over to us with a huge smile. "What's your problem?" I asked, and like usual, she ignored me. "Alright we can go now!" she grabbed Bella's and my wrist pulling us outside. I looked at her confused. "Are you okay?" Bella asked. "Better than better! If that makes sense.. Does that make sense?" Maggie looked over at me, and I simply nodded. "Good!"