Letter to Smol Me

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oK. sO LIKE I TOTALLY AM CRINGING AT 6TH GRADE ME. UGHH GO DRINK BLEACH YOU IDIOT YOU'RE LITERALLY NEVER TALKING TO EITHER OF THOSE PEOPLE AND HE WASN'T EVEN CUTE? oh, wait no you're in seventh. MY BAD. 

Also, smol me, hate to break it to you... WHO AM I KIDDING THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY AWESOME NOW THAT YOU ACCEPT YOURSELF. What was I saying? oh, yeah. YUR GAY AF BITCH. yEAH. Wanna know how you "found out"? ok first off, you don't find out. You realized you're a dumb shit who thought straight was the only sexuality. Next, the internet is full of cute girls and fan art and drawings and fanfiction. You know like the One Direction smut you used to read, ya nasty shit. Sure, yeah we believe you. " BUT I NEVER LIKED THEM I JUST THOUGHT ZAYN WAS CUTE."  Oh, younger me, life is full of surprises. Also, even though you never listened to their music, the first girl you actually admitted you liked, likes them! Of course, by then you were like, really bitch? But they never liked you back. In fact, recently they told you they acted like they hated you when they found out bc their crush was a straight girl and not you. You couldn't care less by then. Most likely bc you moved.  Also, stop being so stupid. Learn to live life, even if it's just on the internet.

Also, it's totally ok to like whatever you like. If anyone says otherwise, bodyslam them bc how dare they try to make fun of you for something that makes you happy. Unless it's drugs or murder. Also, entertain yourself with whatever you want, bc once you're older your mom can't be stupid and say shit like " Harry Potter is demonic, Disney Channel will send you to hell, Ellen is a grown up show and you can't watch her cause she's part of satan's cult." Also, stop reading smut. Especially hetero smut bc once you read gay smut and you read hetero smut, you can never read smut the same again. Also, being a nerd is way cooler than being stupid. Youtube and Netflix will consume you. Along with anime, Undertail, manga, art, music and just random shit. Your sense of humor will change. A LOT. Also you are worth 9 goats. Just thought you should know.

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⏰ Last updated: May 07, 2016 ⏰

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