Duncan's POV:
"Hey, I saw your girlfriend, sorry, your exgirlfriend, making out with a girl on campus." Trott said,
I slammed my fist into my desk angrily.
"WHAT!?" I yelled.
"Yep, the girl has bright blue hair." Trott said,
"Em! There's a certain someone that has blue hair, not me, waiting for you in the common room." Alex said, running past the door.
"Oh! Electra's here! Thanks Al! Could you tell her I'll be right there?" Legend called.
"Yep!" Alex yelled. Trott seemed to notice I was listening and opened his mouth to talk, but I pushed past him.
I went to the common room where I saw a girl with neon blue hair sitting awkwardly and I stormed up to her.
"So, you're the girl my girlfriend was making out with yesterday!?" I asked angrily.
"Your ex-girlfriend." Legend corrected from behind me. I turned to see her with her hands on her hips, glaring at me.
"Em..." I pleaded.
"Come on, Electra, let's go." Legend said, taking the bluehaired girl's hand and they walked out.
I turned my hands into fists and punched the wall repeatedly. My knuckles were covered in blood and the wall has splats of it too as well as some that has chipped off and there were some small dents.
"Someone doesn't like Electra." Alex said, she was leaning against the doorway.
"Legend's not gay, this is somehow her way of teasing me." I assured myself.
"Nope, she's Bi, dude." Alex said.
I punched the wall again.
"So, you hate her now?" Alex assumed.
"No. The opposite." I said,
"Then why didn't you ever... give it to her?" Alex asked with a smirk.
"What? Oh... well... Legend is still a virgin... and she wasn't comfortable with..." I stammered.
"I'm fucking bored. I thought talking to you about her would be more interesting, but, nope. Bye." Alex turned and left, a smirk on her face.
Alex's POV:
I sat in the common room on my phone with a Pepsi when Lewis walked in,
"Hey sis" he said
"Hey" I sighed
"What's up?" He said, grabbing a drink,
"If I had a penny for every time someone has asked me if I fucked Trott I'd be richer than bill gates" I said, pissed off,
"I got a few emails.." He said
"Ughhh" I said
"I've gotta go record, I'll see you later yeah? What time am I picking you up on Saturday for reading?" He asked
"Uhh..how does 11 sound?" I asked
"Yeah that's cool, I'll catch yah later sis" he said
"Bye"
I continued scrolling through Twitter and then Trott came in,
"Alright mate?" I asked
"The amount of times I've received "did you sleep with Alex?" Apparently there's a fucking email chain.." He sighed
"Don't get me started" I said
"Anyway, hat films are streaming tonight and it would be good if you joined us" he said
"2/3rds of you hate me" I said
"It was smith's idea" he said
"Y'know what, sure, why not" I said
"Cool, we go live at 5 and end at 8" he said
"Sounds good, I'll see you then, I'll be in your office later, I've got mail for you guys" I said
"Okay, see you later!" He said, walking off,
"Calmed down yet Duncan?" I asked, as he walked in,
"No" he said
"Why don't you do something to show her your REALLY committed to her" I said
"Like a love token? To show her I've always love her?" He said
"Yeah! Something like that!" I smiled
"I'm gonna ask her to marry me" he said
"Beautiful! Amazing!" I cheered
Haha...this is gonna be hilarious!
He went off to pick a ring, we hooked mics up to us, and got drinks etc, and we went live!
"No one told me she'd be here" Ross said, as we were live,
I kicked arse at ragequit races and he was annoyed..
"Someone in chat has said "are you and Alex still together? Cause she's sat next to Trott and you've been snapping at each other" well, fun fact-"
"Ross don't you fucking dare" I said
"Trott and Alex actually slept together last night!" He said
"Woah mate, we didn't sleep toget-" Trott said
"Look. First of all, yes, me and this twat have broken up. Second of all, me and Trott went out on a mates night out and I stayed over. No sex. And deep down, Ross fucking knows this. Just can't accept it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna fuck off before I punch you" I said
"Are you okay?" Trott asked
"CHRIS TROTT. DO I FUCKING LOOK OKAY TO YOU?!" I yelled
I walked out and slammed the door. Went home, and then realized I'd been a dickhead.
"This is the voicemail of the amazing walrus Trott, you fuckers all know what to do"
"Trott, I was a dick. I'm sorry. Can you call me back?"
No answer. For the next 2 hours...fucks sake.
Trott you're fucking worrying me now.
Trott's POV:
"Katie seriously fuck off. I don't want to be with you. I was streaming anyway. Seriously, you ended it. Go shag Ross or some shit"
"That's what you'd want.."
"I'm gonna turn my phone off now, go home, get pissed. I've also changed the locks so good luck getting in"
I turned my phone off, shoved it into my pocket, driven home, and got a lager.
Alex. I think I have fucking feeling for you.
But you don't give 2 fucks.
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You And Me - A Yogscast/Hat Films Love Story.
FanfictionWhen your parents are crackheads, most of your siblings are in foster homes and the booze runs out. A ticket to America for a nerdy convention seems like the only way out. For now. But the thing is, Alex didn't realize that Ross Hornby was also at E...
