These are quotes where I deliver the hilarity.
Me: "Old people love...um...packing peanuts"
Friend: "Yeah Joanna, old people eat packing peanuts."
"That was so funny, I slapped YOUR knee!"
Friend: "Well, he's married now."
Me: "Might as well be in prison."
Friend: "Maybe he'll get over her..."
Me: "Or you could kill her."
Friend: "Maybe he'll realize he's in love with you when you're with someone else."
Me: "Or in a bikini."
Me: (about my velociraptor necklace)" I need to name it. Any suggestions?"
Friend: "Comet!"
Me: "What the heck is wrong with you? That would be like renaming my mom, "Cancer"."
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Quotes From Last Night
HumorThis is just going to be a running, anonymous index of the ridiculous things myself and my friends say. Hopefully, you can have a laugh.
