Strange Love [MATTHEW DADDARIO]

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Clara sent a text message to: Matty💗

Clara: puppy boy

Matty💗: pardon?

Clara: my name for u. puppy boy

Matty💗: oh well then ur my puppy girl

Clara: awww! a dream come true

Matty💗: r u being sarcastic

Clara: I would never

Matty💗: ok puppy girl whatever

Clara: guess what

Matty💗: chicken butt

Clara: guess u loser

Matty💗: gosh idk tell me

Clara: I am now 26,000 ft. high in the air flying at the bottom of the stratosphere at 567 mph in mediocre weather going against the jet stream which requires the plane to use more power and fuel, increasing the chances of us crashing and dying. so if this is the last you'll hear of me, make sure that squishy finds a good home.

Matty💗: what the hell are you talking about

Clara: please mourn me at my funeral while I ride this airborne hellhole

Matty💗: I take it that you're on an airplane and you're not an easy flier??

Clara: now is not the time to make fun the old lady sitting next to me made me take the window seat I can't breathe everything's so tiny down there and I'm so high up

Matty💗: Clara, calm down you're gonna be ok. Just pull the shade down to cover the window

Clara: I TRIED ALREADY ITS STUCK

Matty💗: ask the flight attendant for help!

Clara: SHES BUSY POURING JUICE

Matty💗: just take a deep breath everything's gonna be alright

Clara: how many seconds do you think it'll take to fall from here to the ground. will my death be instant or will I suffer

Matty💗: chill out and stop thinking of that stuff

Clara: did you know the chances of a plane crashing is 1/1,000,000. what if I'm the 1

Matty💗: you're not you just need something to distract yourself so you don't die of anxiety

Clara: SEE. THIS PLANE IS GOING TO KILL ME SOMEHOW WHETHER IT CRASHES OR NOT

Matty💗: NO IT WONT BC IM GONNA BE HERE TO GET YOU THROUGH IT