I Used To Love You

Chapter Eleven

So I am here sitting in my room thinking ways of how to seduce Rafael, It's two thirty in the morning. What the hell should I do?

I can not just... I have to take some risks, I know I have to. It has been technically four years since I had dated someone and two years since having a romantic interaction with someone.

I need to call reinforcement so with a determinate mind I march towards Lor's room to wake her up and then to Mary's. Finally they were awake and very grumpy might I add.

"What the hell did you wake us for at this unholy hour?" says Lor.

"Please shut the hell out, I'm trying to sleep here." says Mary who was sprawled on the couch like a start fish.

"Well... I have to tell you something." I say.

"Mhmm" says Mary.

"Yes?" say Lor.

"I really really really like Rafa."  

"No shit Sherlock!' says Lor rolling her eyes while sitting beside Mary on the sofa.

 "Tell me something I don't know already." says Mary in a muffled voice now with a pillow in her arms.

"I didn't know you guys knew." I say looking at both of them while standing in front of them, "How did you find out?"

  "For us it was easy, it's not like you are the greatest to hide things." 

"And we are your number one fan." says Mary with her thumps up "Besides we got your fat."

"You mean 'your back'." says Lor.

"Yeah whatever." says Mary rolling her eyes, "Don't expect from me to talk properly at four of the A fuking M."

"So I was thinking of seduction as a plan to win Rafa's attention and make him fall in love with me." 

"So you need a PSMRFLWM or in simple words BOLLOCKS!"

"Okay and What's that suppose to mean?" I say.

"Simple. The first is Plan of seduction to make Rafa fall in love with me but is to cheesy, I don't like that much is just stupid." says Mary rolling her eyes at the end, "While BOLLOCKS is outrageous! Is the cherry on the top, the milk of your cereal, the lubricant for you..."

"Enough!" says Lor "Just tell us what BOLLOCKS mean." 

"It means F..." 

"I'm talking about the acronym of that word." Lor cut Mary mid sentence with The LOOK that practically mean 'I know what you're thinking, so don't you dare'.

"Oh it's simple!" says Mary with a big smile now sitting beside Lor "It's Bawl out laud obscenities causing a K.O. surrender. I know I'm awesome."

"Fair enough, we will take Bollocks as a plan." Lor says making Mary giggle, "God, that sounds awful." 

"Yes, it does." I say wrinkling my nose, "Anyway, what do you think I should do?"

"First thing first," says Lor getting up of the sofa taking Mary with her, "Go back to sleep, look what you made Mary do."

"What did she do?" I say while they started walking to their rooms.

"Think! you made her THINK!"

"Hey!" says Mary suddenly awake  " I always think, the thing is I don't have a filter and everything I say just fall out of my mouth, like verbal diarrhea."

"Gross!" Lor and I call at the same time.

"Oh, is not like you haven't done worst with David." says Mary making Lor blush.