Never had bob seen such beauty before, her radiance shined before him. He knew he was in love. Fluttershy was hot and he was in love. "Whoa taba-a-duki!" Yelled Kevin. Bob grabbed his knife and stabbed Kevin. The warm saucy blood splattered across his face. He loved it. He could feel the rush going through him and he wanted more. Fluttershy neighed. He stopped, thinking about his love for her. "Babaduki?" He asked. "Yes" the sexy horse replied. They went back to bobs house. Seven years later Bob became a depressed dad. He hated his worthless existence. He became an alcoholic and beat his family. His half minion half pony family left him. He put a noose around his neck and kicked the chair out. The rope snaps but he lands on a nail impaling his eye. He roars a mighty minion roar of pain. He stumbles back out a window and falls. He lies on the ground, paralyzed. He sees Kevin's spirit approach him. "KABADUKI!" He yells. Bobs paralyzed body struggles to stay alive. He hopes to die soon. He always knew he was worthless. He hates himself. Through the power of his own will he crawls towards the street. A speeding car runs his head over, the sheering weight from the car crushes his school. Blood splatters across the street. Bob dies. The medics rush to try and save him but he's dead. Fluttershy gets the call. She feels slight remorse for the minion she used to love. But she knows she'll find new love.
