This isn't a good idea: BOOK ONE

shove a dildo inside bilbo

yayyyyy

guess who hasn't slept in a couple days???

THIS LOSER

Also, June 1st is national shove a dildo inside bilbo day!!! SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!!! and if you can't wait that long, just shove a dildo in your cat's fat ass because it's pretty obvious that your cat has a fat ass. Oh, your cat doesn't have a fat ass??? TOO BAD. ITS ASS IS NOW FAT.

FISH OUT.