she throws the severed dick away from her and stand up off the dusty mattress. she sees matty bs body on the ground in the distance. hes covered in blood. she looks back and sees troye looking at his bare crotch and screaming. she runs over, "OMFG I THREW YOUR DICK"
"(cries in australian)"
"THERES ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO. FIND THAT DICK!" sidney adventures with troye through the jungle and deserts, through forests and caves, their bond was never stronger. searching and searching. they wouldnt stop until they found that dick. sometimes they felt like giving up, but they stuck through with it. one day rhey were traveling through a cave searching behind rocks when sidney screamed.
"WHAT IS IT" asks troye. he looks down and recognizes it immediately.
"MY DICK!" he grabs it and waves it in the air. the search was over. they found the dick!! now it was time to go home and get a surgeon to put it back on.
