-I KNOW I MAKE "EXCUSES" OF WHY I DONT UPDATE BUT I BROKE MY PHONE AND I JUST GOT A NEW ONE TODAY PLUS I MOVED TO ANOTHER STATE HHAH DONT KILL ME I LOVE YOU GUYS-
You and Zombie have been texting back and forth, and Saitama would often tease you that you two were a couple, and were so cute together.
You fans have also seen you two together, and there's a lot of shipping going on. Usually, you'd be pissed off. But surprisingly, you weren't. You were okay with the fact they paired you two.. He was pretty cute too..
It was early in the morning, Saitama had asked for you to head to get milk, and you did. It was cold out, so you wore sweats and a sweatshirt, putting the hoodie on and pulling the strings so only your eyes and nose was visible.(am I the only one who does this lol)
You felt as if everyone was staring at you, so you stuck up the middle finger.
"Fuck off.." You mumbled. You were known to do this, put your hoodie on in such a fucking weird way, and flip people off. So how the fuck were you a widely known hero? The world may never know. You passed by a group of teens, and they squealed and giggled. Fuck. They noticed you. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
"Y/NNNN-SENPAIIIII!!" One of the girls screamed. Oh my fucking God. "Can I get a picture?? Or an autograph?!" The girls asked, their eyes bright.
"Im busy."
"Y/n-senpai!!!" They whined.
Fuck. Why did you have fans. Why couldn't they just go bother Saitama?
Because, you are the prettier one.
Fuck off.
The girls followed you to the store, their pleads never ending.
As you walked into the store, you bumped into someone.
"Fuck. Watch it."
"Ah, y/n. Is this how you we always meet? Bumping into each other?."
The girls cries stopped, and they giggled.
"H-huh?" You undid your hoodie, and looked up, only to be met with ZombieMan.
"Oh. It's you. I'm busy. Got to go!"
He chuckled, before waving to the girls and winking. They squealed.
"Hey! Those are my fans, fuck off."
"AWWW Y-N SENPAI SHOWED HER FEELINGS FOR US!" One girl screamed, and you blushed.
"She's blushing too?" Zombie added.
You punched him in the stomach before speed walking away.
No. You didn't care about them. Maybe a little? Whatever.
Little did you know, Zombie followed you. And when you were both in an aisle alone, he came up to you.
"Hey."
"Fuck! Don't scare me like that.."
"Hah sorry.. I was wondering.. Would you like to come over for dinner?"
You shifted your weight onto one foot.
"Maybe."
"Yes or no?" He laughed.
"Sure, it's free food. Why the hell not?"
-skip lol-
ZombieMan gave you his address, and you decided to go. Your first choice was to cancel on him last minute, but you changed your mind. He was a decent guy, good looking.. Whatever.
You arrived at his door, knocking once. You waited for about a minute, before you grunted and started to walk away, before the door swung open. He seemed out of breath. Oh. His face was slightly red, like he was rushing.
You rolled your eyes and you pushed him aside, walking in.
"Rude."
"You stood there panting and wouldn't let me in." He chuckled, before closing the door and walking behind you.
"What's for dinner?" You asked, holding your stomach.
"Chicken Parm."
"Omfg"
"What"
"I love that." (If u don't sorry lol)
-skip because I'm the laziest author ever like u should stop reading this shit-
You groaned and laid on his couch. You are so much, and even some of Zombies food, much to his dismay. He didn't want to stop you, he wanted to make you happy.
Zombie lifted up your legs, and say down, before placing them on his.
"OI, massage my feet." You demanded and he laughed.
"What's the magic word?"
"Now."
"No, try again."
"Bitch."
"Say please y/nnnn!"
You sighed once. No response. You sighed again. No response.
"Please.." You whispered and he smiled. "Okay."
