*at Awesomeclan camp*
Cinderflight: Hello, everybody! It's Cinderflight here! I'm in the Awesomeclan camp and--
Lostfoot: Who're you talking to, Cinderflight?
Cinderflight: BUG OFF!
Lostfoot: O.O sorry... *slowly backs away*
Cinderflight: *smooths out fur* Anyways, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted-- *glares in Lostfoot's direction*
Lostfoot: ;-;
Cinderflight: Yeah, so, this is Awesomeclan. Take a nice, long look around. Now, I'm going to give you a tour. Let's go to the nursery first. *walks over to the nursery* We only have two queens here so far, Coldheart and Milkshakeheart. Their kits are adorable! They're just little angels! They're absolutely--
All of Milkshakeheart's kits: CINDERFLIGHT! *brutally mauls her*
Cinderflight: GET OFF ME, YOU LITTLE BRATS! THIS IS AN ASSULT AND A BATTERY! MILKSHAKEHEART!!!
Milkshakeheart: *casually listens to Taylor Swift on her iPod with earplugs*
Cinderflight: MILKSHAKEHEART, GET YOU LAZY BUTT OUTTA YOUR NEST AND WRANGLE THESE DEMONS!
Milkshakeheart: *still does not hear*
Cinderflight: THIS IS A FELONY! GET OFF--HEY! STOP PULLING ON MY TAIL, TURDKIT!
Bootifulkit: HEY! It's a butterfly! *floats in the air and mindlessly follows the butterfly*
The rest if Milkshakeheadt's kits: Oooooooooh! *follows*
Cinderflight: *gasps and wheezes* *is traumatized*
Milkshakeheart: *finally comes out of the nursery* CINDERFLIGHT!? What the heck happened to you?!
Cinderflight: YOUR LITTLE DEVILS MAULED ME!
Milkshakeheart: *looks genuinely offended* My little angels would do no such thing!
Cinderflight: Oh, yes they would! *starts dragging herself into the medicine cat den* Quietbreeze! Please help!
Quietbreeze: *is on her iPhone and doesn't look up from her Flappy Bird game* *starts mumbling*
Cinderflight: What?
Fancypaw: *doesn't look up from Neko Atsume on the iPad* She asked if you were dying.
Cinderflight: Um...no...
Quietbreeze: *mumbles*
Fancypaw: She said get out, then.
Cinderflight: WHAT?! I WAS JUST ATTACKED BY A SWARM OF KITS, AND YOU SAY GET OUT?!
Fancypaw: Pretty much.
Cinderflight: I'm gonna sue you guys. *drags herself out* Sweet mother of Jesus, I hate them.
Awesomestar: Why you be draggin' yo self on da ground?
Cinderflight: Stop with that stupid accent. Nobody cares. You ain't no hipster.
Awesomestar: *runs into her den bawling*
Cheesyfur: Man, girl! You're blunt.
Cinderflight: *shrugs* And you have cheese in your fur, Captain Obvious.
Cheesyfur: *starts crying* ITS NOT MY FAULT! THAT GRILLED CHEESE LOOKS SO GOOOOOD!
Cinderflight: Save your sob story for someone who cares.
Cheesyfur: *runs away crying*
Cinderflight: Y'know what? I don't think you need to meet the Ckan. They're all wackos, and it's best if you don't lose any braincells.
Milkshakeheart's kits: THERES CINDERFLIGHT! *charge her*
Cinderflight: *leaps to paws and scampered up a tree*
YOU ARE READING
Awesomeclan Spoofs
LosoweYo! Cinderflight here...again! I have now joined Awesomeclan!
