Awesomeclan Spoofs

Babysitting

*at Awesomeclan camp*

Cinderflight: *chilling with a smoothie, playing on her iPad*

Milkshakeheart: Excuse me, Cinderflight?

Cinderflight: *looks up* *hisses* *looks once more at her iPad*

Milkshakeheart: Cinderfligtht, I need a favor.

Cinderflight: And why do you think I would help you?

Milkshakeheart: I thought we were friends! ;-;

Cinderflight: In your dreams.

Milkshakeheart: Anyways, could you babysit my kits? I need to go get a pawdicure.

Cinderflight: Are you insane? Why do you think I would ever babysit those bunch of demons?!

Milkshakeheart: Please?

Cinderflight: What'll you give me?

Milkshakeheart: My love?

Cinderflight: *raises eyebrow even though she doesn't have any*

Milkshakeheart: Fine. Access to my stash of cupcakes?

Cinderflight: I'd be happy to babysit. :D

*later that day*

All of Milkshakeheart's kits: CINDERFLIGHT!

Cinderflight: Meh...

Bootifulkit: Can I have some candy?

Cinderflight: Uh, I don't have any... *stuffs M&M's in her pockets*

Bootifulkit: Are you sure?

Cinderflight: Yes, you moron. >:(

Bootifulkit: Turdkit, check her.

Turdkit: *crawls on Cinderflight, sniffing for candy*

Cinderflight: Get off, you butthurt!

Turdkit: *starts Randy lay howling*

Bootifulkit: HE HAS FOUND ZE CANDY!!!

All of Milkshakeheart's kits: *attack Cinderflight* CANDYYYYYY!

Cinderflight: No, no, no, no, no, no! Stop! I don't have-- *is mauled once more*

Coldheart: I could help you, you know, Cinderfl--

Cinderflight: Yeah, some help you'd be, Coldheart!

Coldheart: *walks back into the nursery* :(

Cinderflight: Alright, who's biting my tail? Hey! Quit biting my ear! That's it! NO SKITTLES FOR YOU!

All of Milkshakeheart's kits: *stop and gasp*

Cinderflight: *stands up and throws them skittles*

All of Milkshakeheart's kits: *savagely fight for the bag*

Cinderflight: Babysitting...LIKE A BOSS. *puts on shades*