Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.
Funny Jokes & Quotes
Table of contents-
Cake.
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Class.
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Skill.
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Monkey.
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Word.
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Hotter.
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Laughing.
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Bird.
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Best friends.
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Ghosts.
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Text.
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Don't be afraid.
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Running out.
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Life.
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Face.
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Batman.
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Flawless.
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Sucks.
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Lemons.
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Floor.
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Percent.
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Butt
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Clumsy.
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Fairy tale
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Job.
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Mistakes.
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Don't cry.
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Judge.
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Bones.
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Confuse.
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Cookies.
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Upside down.
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10 facts about you.
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Don't like me.
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Coconut.
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Arguing.
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Fish.
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Goldfish.
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Chocolate.
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Wonder Women.
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Elephants.
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Skydiving
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Maturity.
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Mental hospital.
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Octopus.
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Comedians.
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Friends forever.
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My week.
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Safe.
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Pick you up.
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What
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Myself
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Lazy
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Bored
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Old people
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Brick
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Friend
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Dinosaurs
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Argue
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Long distance
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Time
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Obstacle
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Pee
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Cat
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Pole
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Jesus
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Bar
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Control
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Chocolate
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Slinkies
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Dream
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Fav character
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Giraffe
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Remote
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Call
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Walk of shame
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Right
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Money
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Ass
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Little Bo Peep
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Home phone
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Sleeping
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Lemonade
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Ex
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Voodoo
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Calm
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Twinkle twinkle
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Ninja
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Sadistic twinkle
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Jack and Jill
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Gummy bears
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Two faced
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Say
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Math
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Car
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Stressed
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On the phone
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Apple
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Wifi
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Eggs
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Authors Note
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