Hello my name is Alice aka Riceball, I call myself Riceball, they call me Riceball, people call me Riceball, if there were any people that is.
Join my random ass world, discover yourself and I'm sure even you are some magical weird ass looking creat...
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Yes apparently my name in it's original russian form Алиса ("Alisa"), in Latin means spelt porridge. (Ye I know everyone calls me Alice but that's just because the german passport government (or whoever the shiz is responsible for that) was dumb and wasn't able to translate it on my passport properly so I just went with it and I like it better.)
Guys this is a phenomenal scientific breakthrough, I am porridge.
"You're a porridge, Alice"
"The spoon chooses the porridge, Alice"
"EVERY PORRIDGE FOR THEMSELVES"
Omg u guys all of you have to call me spelt or porridge or spelt porridge from now on.
It's what the ancient roman gods wanted.
I am the chosen one.
I am the chosen porridge.
I am best porridge.
All I need now is deodorant that can turn into a sword or preferably a scythe and I'll be able to fight all those titans.
ICH BIN DER BREI UND SIE SIND NICHT DAS ESSEN SONDERN WAS ANDERES!!
Let the war begin Martial, I'll translate your Epigramms any time you ancient asshole of a poet!!
This whole thing reminds me of that time the russian passport government (or whatever that shiz is called) forgot to enter my passport info in their system and I was non existent for like half a year.
Long live porridge, I shall save humanity.
I am SAILOR PORRIDGE FROM PORRIDGE PLANET AND I HAVE ACCEPTED MY FATE AS SPELT PORRIDGE.
I WILL FREE THE SPELT OF HOOMAN CUSTODY AND TAKE OVER DA WORLD.
Come at me.
- Porridge/ Riceball
Idk stress is just getting to me I've been sitting here for fifteen laughing at a picture of porridge, there is something with me, Gomi staph sending help those pigeons keep landing on my balcony and it freaks out my poodle
