Another conversation with JE

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JE:I'm eating smores without you!

Me:*drops the f-bomb* you

JE:Oh no!! I was gonna get you one! But never mind!

Me:Noooooooo I'm sorry

JE:It's too late! You killed me!

Me:DAMN IT

JE:I'm just kidding. I'll try to bring you one

Me:YAAAAAAAY AND AAAAAAH I KILLED U *runs around panicking*

JE:*Throws a rock at you**Knocks you out*

Me:*on the ground in pain*
Ooooow the rock hurts and I can't be knocked out like that
And
You mother*drop the f-bomb again*

JE:Ahh! Not again!*Hits you with a frying pan*

Me:*on the ground in a extreme amount of pain*

OOOOOOOOOOOWWWW WOMEN WHAT THE *DROPS F-BOMB * IS WRONG WITH YOU ARRRRG DAMN IT

*THROWS A BED AT YOU*

JE:Victory!

Me:Nope I threw  bed at you the only way to make me passout is a pic of a anime without a shirt and has a six pack

JE:I dodged it!

Me:Nope think again*hit you with a bed dead in the face *

JE:*dead on the floor*

Me:*pokes you until you wake up*

JE:*Still dead*

Me:*still poking you the stops*
I think I killed her
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AAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAQQHAaaajjjjj*panics *

JE:X_X *still dead*

Me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH GOSH OH GOSH WHAT WILL I DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *RUNS AROUND THE ROOM THEN STOPS* MAYBE IF I CALL JEFF HE CAN KISS HER AWAKE

*calls jeff*

JE:*Blushes*You son of....what the hell are you thinking?!

Me:HOLD UP I'M ON THE PHONE

Me:AAAAH JEFF HELP ME

Jeff:Who is this and how did you get my phone number?

Me:im niya JE's friend and that's not important I just

Jeff:Ok what do you want

Me:I ACCIDENTALLY KILL HER WITH MY BED AND I NEED YOU TO COME OVER AND KISS HER AWAKE

JEFF: WHAT HOW DID YOU DO THAT

ME:I THREW IT AT HER

JEFF:You idiot I will be over then I will kill you for this

Me:THANKS JEFF and*demonic voice* if you come over don't touch My food I will shove that knife up your ass got*normal voice * OK later

Hangs up

Jeff:that girl is weird *comes over*

Jeff:So where she

Me:*points at her*

Jeff: OK then*grabs JE and kiss her*

Me: *fangirls* SO KAWAII

JE:*wakes up and blushing 9001 shades of red(see what I did there)* AH WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

Me:I AM SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL YOU SO U BROUGHT JEFF PLEASSSSSSSSSEEEEEE FORGIVE ME

JE:Bitch imma kill

Jeff:I'm still here you know

Me:Yah shut up I bet you liked the kiss and you to jeff

JE and Jeff: *blushing really hard*

Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU TO ARE SO CUTE ANYWAY LATER

JE:AAAH I'M GONNA KILL YOU*CHASES ME*

Me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH*RUNS FOR LIFE*

JEFF:*BLUSHING THEN CHASING ME WITH JE*BITCH I'M GONNA F*CKING KILL YOU

ME:THERE GONNA KILL ME HEEEEEEEEEEEELP

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Well later guys I'm gonna hide here until they calm down and JulieEstrada please don't kill me later

Jeff and JE:*flips my bed* THERE YOU ARE

Me:AAAAAAAAAAH THEY FOUND ME*runs*

Jeff and JE:*chase me*





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