Cry Baby

Sippy Cup

I woke up next snuggled up next to Kellin, my head on his chest and his arms wrapped around me. He stared to stir and opened his beautiful brown eyes. ¨Its rude to stare you know.¨ He said. ¨Actually, I just woke up. So I was not staring.¨ I said matter of factually. ¨Well¨ He started. Lets wake up your dad and uncles and figure out what we want to do for breakfast.¨ ¨Let's do it!¨

¨What should we do?¨He asked. I just sat there thinking until I jumped down and ran to Jamie's room. Quietly, may I add. I knew it! I grabbed sprayable hair dye and may have sprayed everybody's hair a bright orange. I waited about an hour or so and ran around sounding the air horn. I threw the air horn at Kellin and sprayed his hands with the bright orange spray. He look so shocked and happy at the same time. I heard screams and a ¨Joder que jamás haría esto una mierda para mí! Doy un tornillo que el hijo de puta que hizo esto a mí ! Que te jodan!¨"(Fuck who ever would do this shit to me! I give a screw you to the fucker who did this to me! Fuck you!)

I pushed Kellin into the door and made him act like he was sleep. I climbed in next to him and covered my head with the comforter so I could get all my smiles and giggles out. I was smart and locked the door. I heard pounding on the door. And covered Kellin with the pillow. I ¨groggily¨ opened the door and said ¨Hola! Como estas? Espero que ustedes tenían un buen sueño . ¿Verdad?¨ (Hey! How are you? I hope you had a good nights sleep. Did you?) ¨Dont you dare play games with me! Did you do this" Jaime asked. ¨I did.¨ Kellin said. He held his hands out and showed the dye. ¨It was me. Kellin said we should wake you up so I went to your room and grabbed some stuff and now here we are .¨ I said truthfully.

Vic came in looking pissed. ¨Im sorry. I didn't know it would make you this mad. At least it washes out. Right?¨ I said hopefully. ¨It washes out? I was so worried my sexy hair was ruined. I didn't mean to scare you. How bout we go out for breakfast?¨ He said. ¨No. I am going to walk up the street after I change and get some food to cook with. We will have our own party later!¨ I pushed my through everyone and ran to my room. As I was running I heard someone say ¨She sure is a keeper!¨

I looked in my closet and threw an some shorts and a t-shirt before heading out. ¨I'm heading out!¨ I called. ¨Wait! I'm coming with you!¨ Tony said. ¨Well hurry up!¨ Me and Tony a.k.a Turtle walked out and went down the street to Whole Foods. 

¨Lets split up we can get what we need and meet back here.¨ Turtle said. ¨See you soon.¨ I said. And that was that. I walked to the food isle and picked up pancake and waffle mix, eggs, bacon, bread, milk, juice, and fruit. That's when I got a text from Kellin saying ¨Party going on tonight. Get food and drinks.¨ Sigh. What will we do with these boys and all these parties? The only parties I know are pity parties.

I got chips, flour, sugar, two cake pans, brownie mix, icing, more fruit, cups, plastic ware, more eggs, and whatever else bakers use. I went to the back and got tequila, scotch, beer, fire ball, moscato, sangria, shot glasses, monster, and jello mix. I walked to the front and got weird stares. Oh whale. Haters gonna hate and haters are just making me famous. I went closer to the front, grabbed a BUNCH of different types of candies, cakes, and cookies. This party is going to be amazing! I went to the isle where Turtle was and he said ¨NO! Hell to the NO! You are not buying alcohol! Vic would kill you and more importantly ME!¨ ¨I love you to honey! But anyways I am not buying it. You are.¨ I said and smiled.

We finally checked out and I FINALLY convinced Tony to drive me to At Home and Micheal's. I grabbed a couple of baskets, chalk, wine and beer glasses, chalkboard stickers, tablecloths, ribbons, paint, and a couple things for my room and the house. As I was about to pay I seen Katelynn making out with some guy. What a slut. I swear. She was like that when we were younger. I paid for my stuff and  went to the car.