Yo Momma ...

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by sugarsoph1

by sugarsoph1

Yo momma so fat, shes in both sides of the family.

Yo momma so fat, you don't need the internet, shes world wide.

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, its still printing!

Yo momma so fat, she got caught carrying 10 pounds of Crack!

Yo momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma so stupid, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo momma so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo momma so ugly, when she sent the forever alone guy a request on facebook, he pressed ignore.

Yo momma so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture.

Yo momma so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burns.