awkward knees hissed as he stepped out of his cold, dark home, the Sun® burning his pale, vampiric looking skin. still, he pushed himself to move forward so he could find his small child, peen weenis, who had been missing for ten fucking years. the poor tiny bassist, cold and alone, shivering and trying to get back home in a melody of tears.
daddy long legs was waiting by their usual spot, under the cork tree. awkward knees waddled over, unable to walk properly because of his knees. "r u ready dallon?" awkward knees asked.
"ye," daddy long legs said. "how 'bout you moikey?"
"fuckin ready."
the two stepped away from the cork tree and started off down the road. "now if I were a meme, where would I be..." daddy long legs mumbled.
the two waddled along and awkward knees gasped suddenly, pointing to a small building. "peen must be in there! it's small enough for him." they rushed in, but what they saw was definitely not peen weenis.
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I hate this lmao
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Fanficeeweee feat. daddy long legs™ and his adventures with little awkward knee boy mikey way on their quest to find peen weenis
