Sans: This sh*tplace is where i'm (t)werkin,huh. Why do they need someone looking after theese things when they have endoSKELETONS.
*Chica is constantly eating pizza and booping Freddy's nose cuz she lovez PIZZAAAAA!¡! and HONKING sounds
*Foxeh And Bonneh are doing yaoi sh*t to sail the ship of Boxy/Fonneh cause they want to.
Sans: *goes in* WHAT THE F*CK *gangster blaster sh*t happens*
*Then a BOOOOOOOM sound can be heard from a distance
The Fanaf Crew: O_O *realization of skelepot night guard*
The Funaf Crew: IT'S MUKEY-POO HAVIN REVENGE!!!!
Golden Freddy who is INVINCBLE AND IN VUSIBLE:They just realized...they f*cked up
Sens:*wers sansglasses and alsu goin weth wut teh aminatomicks sed* U ELL GUNNA HAV A BAD TEM TOM TIM TAM TOM!!! *blu aye, bonez,copius gangster blasters aper*
*Sans evolved into....
*Wait for it....*drumrolls*
MLG SANS HAVING ANGST LIKE EVERYDAY!
*Tem,Tom, ALL of Tims,Tam,and TOM apered out uf nuwer
Tem: hOi! Buy sum temmie fleks!
Tom:meow(wtf is happenin)
*Again the BOOOOOOOM sound is heard,now including bus sounds
(Masky)Tim: *just eating cheesecaje in the corner,not giving a sh*t at what's happenin*
(Fem teh gem,sexty sekonds) Tim: Where am I? Daddy? Mommy?(Bloody)Mary Jane?
*ELL OF TEH UTHER TIMS R SEYIN TEH SAM PHRASE LIK 'WTF' OR 'MOMMY!'
*Multiple BOOOOOM sounds are heard,which annoyed teh sh*t out of everyjuan
Foxy: *keeps making out wth teh bony*
MLG SANS HAVING ANGST LIKE EVERYDAY!: stahp makin out bruh. That's gross. Eww. U gay bruh?
Foxy: *Arr,I'm a pirate and kissin intensifies*
Bonnie: wait here,babr *wers mlg snasglasses*
*Bonnie evolved into a....
*not-so-mlg-yet-boney(boner) bony
not-so-mlg-yet-boney(boner) bony: fite me 1v1 bruh. What r u chkn?
MLG SANS HAVING ANGST LIKE EVERYDAY!: alrite bruh. Fite me. *ridin on MLG gangster blasters and also holdin a. * u wont stand a chance bruh
not-so-mlg-yet-boney(boner) bony: *only have a water pistol* umm... *squirts at slef accidently,makin a short circuit inside of him*
MLG SANS HAVING ANGST LIKE EVERYDAY!: u nut mlg enough for this *smokes weed(everyday) and eats
DO.RI.TOS.DO.RI.TOS.DO.RI.TOS*
Chica: *eats masky's chesecake* CJEESECAAAAAKE!
(Masky)Tim: DUNT TOUCH MA CHESECAKE! *throws chica a bucket of water*
*A wild bus appered! Now with Papyrus,Dora(Frisk),and Pepe(annoying dog) in it!
*Andeveryonegothitbybus
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