Laguna: OI WTF WHO SAID WE WERE GONNA HAVE A PARTY IN MY HOUSE
Pasig: caloocan did
Laguna: goddammet
Luzon: *sighs* *adjusts glasses*
Palawan: *weirded out by her Luzonian siblings* why am i here
Cavite: HEY MANILA!! YOU STILL HAVE TO DO A STRIP DANCE
Manila: Wha-
Pampanga: *throws him a lingerie*
Manila: WHAT THE FU--
Marikina: Try dancing in these too, Kuya! *throws him a pair of high heels*
Manila: WHY--
Tarlac: ...Strip dance or I'll tell Acapulco all the shit you did... *dark aura*
Manila: BUT YOU'RE MAKING ME DO SHIT NOW
Ilocos Norte: PFFTT WE DON'T CAREEEE JUST GET OUT THERE *pushes him to the front of the room*
Benguet: *plays 'Twerk It Like Miley'*
Batangas: *brings Acapulco in front of Manila* You need to see this
Acapulco: manila wtf
Manila: THIS IS TORTURE
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Ask or Dare Philippines (Book 4)
De TodoWelcome to my fourth book of questions and dares! I, Piri, will answer all your questions and do you dares. If I didn't answer or do it, it's either: 1. I don't know how to answer it. 2. I already did that dare/answer that question (make sure to che...