Italy: Veeee~! Ciao, Sweden!
Sweden: ..Hej Italy.
Italy: Btw, I'm just wondering that why is your whole country shaped like a dick?
Sweden: w-what?
Italy: hmmm??
Sweden: I....wait. Who taught you that.
Italy: I remembered when I saw the world map for the first time
America: And everyone thinks that the world was flat *snorts*
Italy: woah, America has a dick shape too, You know..Florida? =w=
America: ......Dude. seriously.
Sweden: I know.
Russia: Why are you guys looking Italy like that?
Italy: waaaah!! It's Russia! GERMANY HELP
Russia: ...
Italy: wai-
Russia: what?
Italy: WOOOAAAHHH RUSSIA'S SIBERIAN FEDERATION THINGY MAP IS ALSO SHAPED LIKE A DICK, WITH BALLS! :D
Sweden: god bless this child..
Italy: WE HAVE A NEW TRIO!! :DD
America: w-woah dude. You don't want us to get embarrassed.
Italy: naaah..It's not like that at all, you guys are tough and no one will ever think that you are weird, veee~
Sweden: Ok. I'm calling the doctor now.
Russia: You're going to regret this Italy. I'm declaring a war in your house.
Italy: G-germany!!
America: *facepalms*
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Hetalia Randomness [COMPLETED]
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