SHREKNADO

Chapter 1- Its Ogre

The time is almost up. Pretty soon everything in this world will be destroyed and it will all be ogre. But there is still hope for humanity. It can't be ogre...not yet. It was a quiet and calm Friday but little do we know chaos was soon to rain upon the quiet town of memesville. All the memes were happily living their lives. In this town at the School of Memes, Pepe was a quiet young frog until that one fateful day.
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Pepe's POV
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"WAKE UP PEPE" Mr. Troll Face yelled. "Now answer me this, what was the first ever meme?"
"U-Um, you, sir?" I bit my lip.
"Yes!"
"But sir-" I stutters.
"Shut up pepe."
"I cri everytim" I sighed.

Suddenly there was a loud drill sound.
"Omg guys do u hear dat" the new meme, Damn Daniel whispered...

The drill went on for a while and then all of a sudden they heard a loud noise. It sounded like a song.

Some...BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED.

"MY EARS BURN SO MUCH OH MY GOD" I screamed
Slenderman just stared over at Pepe. He didn't have ears.

"Guys omg it's the shreknado," Mr. Troll Face said. "It hasn't come in 69 years"

What is going on. As I ran down stairs all I can hear are memes screaming, sirens, and All Star in the background.

With all the chaos around me I quickly ran down the stairs only to trip and fall, but instead of hitting the cold hard ground a large and muscular figure catches me...

"Hey you may want to be careful" The figure said to me in a calm tone.
I blushed. It was John Cena, a very popular meme.
"T-Thank you...," I said quietly.
"You're welcome."

All of a sudden, I saw the shreknado coming. It took a turn and was going straight for the buzzfeed office.

"NOOO EUGENE IS STILL IN THERE" an obsessive girlfriend meme screamed.
Forever Alone sighed and then I saw Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun on the roof, being sucked into the Shreknado.

"And to think Blurryface was my fave song, now it's gone" Troll says quietly.

Every1 gasp. BLURRYFACE ISNT A SONG, GEEZ!

"J-John!" I yell as I see the Shreknado Fire onions.
I pull him back and he gasps.
"Pepe, u save my life." He whispers.
"I did??!!??!11?1" I say
"Yes. I will help u any way u need" he says quietly.

Then I remembur

MY DOG, DOGE IS STILL IN MY HOUSE,,,,

"John Ceena I need ur help" I say quietly. I hold his hand and he gasps and blushes.
"P-Pepe-Chan?" He mumbles.
"We need to save doge." I say, running with him.

"Ur right we must save evythung we possibly can"
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John Cenas POV
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"Come on we're only half way there" I say
"JAHSHAKANDBDJSJ"
WOAH WHAT WAS THAT?!?!!?
Pepe turns his head slightly...
"Do you know what you've done Cena... That noise was all the AoT memes..."
"There coming for you. WE NEED TO RUN,QUICKLY"

As we run all I hear are the various AoT memes mixed together in one big horde,

"RUN CENA WE STILL HAVE HALF A MILE LEFT"
As soon as Pepe said this he realized his vital mistake.,,,.,..

The AoT memes grow louder
"WHATISITERENRAVIOOOOOOLIIIIIPETRAXTREEHORSEFACE"
It's all a blur from here but I somehow make it out alive

"We're finally here, GET INSIDE BEFORE THEY CATCH US" Pepe gasps
Besides all the AoT memes cringing and screaming there is still All Star playing, for everyone to hear.
Now me and Pepe are stuck here for at least a few days... I wouldn't say it's a bad thing, the green frog is so interestin...

The shreknados signature songgg,All Star is getting louder and louder, I don't know what happened... But I've seemed to have blacked out.
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Pepes POV
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"John oml wake up!!!!1!1!" I yell, All Star getting louder.
We have literally been here for 12 hours. The AOT memes have gone,,,for now. I think the big ogre tornado is trying to break through to get the most popular 2015 meme,,,

But we must find doge. I go to sleep, next to Cena.

Then I hear it.

hEy NoW YoUrE A rOcKsTar, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO HEY

Was that even the right words?!11! Shreknado had sang that song 666 times in the past hour. Then Pepe heard it.....

the boku no pico theme song

This woke John up, and he stared at Pepe.
"Pepe,,,is that you??" He asked.
"Yes." I answered. John cena looked over and saw the door breaking.
"PEPE OMG" He yelled
The Shreknado then burst through.

It was ogre. Everything went black, and then I opened my eyes because I'm dumb and forgot to do that.

We were being saved by the tumblr eagles.

"ANIME!" They called
"FANART!" Another responded. It was quite lovely.

The tumblr berds told us to get on them and so we did just that
Me and John both got on the eagles and started to fly away, but that wasn't enough to out run boku no pico

Koi wo shiyou yo kisu suru mae ni
Koi wo shiyou yo me wo mitsumete

"GOOOOO FASSSTTRRRRRR" I yell
Then out of the corner of my eye I sea sanic...
GOTTA GO FASSSTTTT
And he zooms bai me

"STOOPID SANIC" I screammmm
He could've taken us far away but NnnNNoOoOoOoO
Now we have Pico on our tails

"hey there boys want to share some ice creeeemeeeee" Pico says in a creepy weeyyyy

"NO LEAVE US ALONE YOU CANT SEEEE MMEEEEEEEEE" John scrms

Butt it's no use pico has already caught up and now he's almost caught up to our tumblr eagles
It's all ogre,,,,.,,,,

-69 seconds l8r-

I never thought I would heer myshelf say dis butt I was happy to hear the one and only song that is... All Star