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Johns POV
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"PEPE!" I yelled, looking for the green fellow.
He doesn't reeplie and I am sad because I actually am..,,..,,.,,
Love Perpe
I sit down on a trea and I start to cri. My life was so meme, why couldn't I just be hapey??????
"John Cena??" I hear a voice above me.
"PEPE?!!??!?????" I whisper....
"I'm sorry I ran awaye." The green frog wisper.
"You know how u can repay me"
"How??!! Senpai?!" The frgo aske me.
"Let's go on a date to Del Taco." I say confidently.
"Oh I liek del tacoooo" Pepe said.
"Yes we can get an order of Deez Nuts and share it"
"But I want Fresh Avacadooooo" the Pepe whine
"K" I say
So we walk to Del Taco in the middle of a freaking tornado
"WELCOME TO DEL TACO MY NAME IS DAT BOI" a frog on a unicycle sais.
"Hi dat boi we would like some free sha vacado" I sai
He throws the food at us and we eat it on his wet body, cos that's how it's done at del taco.
"Thx m8, that was gr8" Pepe says
"No h8, m8" I responded.
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Pepe's POV
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"Thank u John" I say.
I need to find doge and this is just stalling. Even if I...love him.
Because I am dog-gendered-fluid.
And I don't stay in the boundarieess
So it's ~no homo~
As John Cena and I walk out I hear it.
The first couple notes of Black Paradeeeee
By Your Alchemical Love
Pepe is a big fan and he knows one song
John Cena freaks out.
"Peepe it's my sooonngggg."
But lol
It isn't
Because
ITS IS A TRAP
"JOHNNNN!!!" Is screma
I realize John Cena is being trapped by DAT BOI!
Dat Boi gets off of his unicycle, and TAKES OFF A FROG SUIT
IT IS
DONALD
TRUMP
O
M
F
G
Hello Pepe, he sai quietlyye
"I thought we were away from u"
I say.
He speeds up on his unicycle.
"Hahahehheheeheno" he says, chasing after us. We see the Shreknado in the distance and run, grabbing the white vans and fre shavacado.
It's ogre now
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SHREKNADO
FanfictionFor years, da memes have been living in harmony. Pepe, a studious frog, knows this. One day, the Shreknado arrives and he meets John Cena by chance, and they go to save doge. Followed by obstacles like Boku no Pico and Shreknado himself, will they s...
