Chapter 3- Trump Conquers

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Who asked for a first chapter of this, much less a second...and now a third. And as for the picture...
Honestly, it was late and I was tired and this led to the aMAZING picture above , hope you enjoy this chapter -Emma <3 (AND EMILY BECAUSE APPARENTLY EMMA DIDNT TELL ME SHE WAS TAKING ALL THE CREDIT WOT M8 I WROTE MOST OF THIS YOU HO) -Emily<3
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Pepesss POV
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"JOHN CENA WE MUST RUN" I screamed.  "YEAH I THINK YOURE RIGHT" John screamed over the loud sound of All Star

Me and John find are way out of the house and run with the Shreknado on our tails. We run and run not looking back until we find a run down store where we will take shelterrr and try to hide from the mighty storm.

It seme's to pass us. I cri everytim and look around the store, sighing quietly.

"John, what r we goin to do" I ask quietly, biting my lipe.

He doesn't  answer and that is SpOoPy
But I'm ogre here siting at a desk
"john r u there??
I don't hear an answer from the muscular dude
where did johm go?!?! "john... JOHN" he didnt hear an answer,,,

Al of a suden I here it,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,,.:(;;;.,,
The sound of John moan
"Jeeeeeen ceeeeno... Are you there" I queation as I qalk around the store!

I walk past the ice cream isle and think about the previous actions that took place. I wonder why Pico let us go...
I walk and here John moans from the bathroom. I walk closer and closer and what I saw shocked me...

"JOHN CEEEENAAAAAA" I hear someone yell but I kno the voice is Pico.........but WHY

John said himslef he didn't love her/him. But WHY is here here with Pico.
I stand in the doorway as a tear glides down me cheeeeeeeeeek.

"J-John I thought we had something snecial..,,.,,
"Popo i-it's not what it looks likeeee" johhhhhhn said

"WELL IT SURE LOOK LIKE IT IS." I cri, and run away

I was going to find Doge on m oywn.

My heart hurt. I wished that John was telling the truth..,,.,,

But I knew he wasn't. I walked on, and then John stopped me.
"Pepe...don't leave me." He said softly.
"John...." I said.
"That wasn't Pico." He tryed to tell me
"Then who was it??!"
"IT WAS DONALD TRUMP." John Cena says to me.
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And it all makes cents.
Clearly it was Donald behind everything that's happened.
I need to escape...,,., I need to let me emotions go free, like gay swimming bois
I run I don't know if I can trust John what if he's lieing to me. Can I rlly trust him. All dis thots go through my mind and I run. Out of the store and down the road away from john and pico. I run into the forest and climbn up a tree...
Now wot
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Johns POV
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Through my mistyyyyy eyes I see Pepe run out of the store and into the woods, now I'm here left with pico...
~a few minutes before~
I leave behind Pepe and walk through the isles looking for possible resources we can use ;)...
That's when it happened, my vision becomes completely black and I can't see anything.,.,.,.,
I strugle against the forces pulling me away and I'm sat in what feels like a chair, then the bag is taken off of my head, and I see them...
Pico and Donald Trump

"What are you doing here?" I scoff. Pico walks around me while I sit in my chair
" OoOOOOHHHh you know I just happened to be around and thought I'd take a look inside this lovely store."
"Ugh what do you guys want"

Pico breathes in once, and waits for dernaldo.

"We want to make doge great again" he confidently stated.

I stand there in silence.
"BUT DOGE IS ALREADY GR8, M8!"
I scream. Pico and Donald laugh.
"He used to be the top meme,,,..,but then YOU came along. And that Pepe." Donald said.
"What he's tryin' to do, boo, is make doge the best meme again." She said.

I bit my lip and then Pico got on my lap, and started moaning my name. It was 3spoopy5me. "JEEENRNNN"
She/He said.

Then Peepe storms in. "John I thought we had something snecial..,..,." He said, but I didn't really here it. All my thots were of the frog these days, and I didn't love Pico....Pepe stormed out and then I tried to catch up with him.....but it was 2 l8.

BUT HE RUNS AWAY BEFORE I CAN STERP HIM!!!!! And I CRI!!!!!
E V E R Y T I M!!!!

But the reel question is....
What am I trying to do?

Why am I trying to stop Peepey?











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